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Old 03-25-2015, 04:24 PM   #26
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Old 03-25-2015, 04:25 PM   #27
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I'll have you know that is Shakespeare's pumpkin in Merry Wives of Windsor.

Alas and alack.
Might be his Pumpkin..never his Pumpion though.
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Gee-eth Willikereth too

Oh..and Rowr-eth...while Im at it.
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What the fucketh is a pumpion? Soundeth like a sexeth toyeth.

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Ack-eth
Wish i thought of that. Fabio would be proud of me, and I need his support.

What the hell wast Google invented for, ye pumpion!
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What the fucketh is a pumpion? Soundeth like a sexeth toyeth.

Forgive my lisp.
Ask Jill..she typed it?
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Lampchop-eth.
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Old 03-25-2015, 04:30 PM   #33
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Gee-eth Willikereth too

Oh..and Rowr-eth...while Im at it.

Icey, thou clodpole! 'Tis ROAWR-eth. Thy spelling is shite.
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Lampchop-eth.
Lampchop-eth meh.
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Icey, thou clodpole! 'Tis ROAWR-eth. Thy spelling is shite.
Sucketh my pole Knave!
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Both of ye numbethnuts are incorrect.....for it is ROWARETH!!!!!!!!!!! Fucketh!
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Thy pole is but a wee twig.
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Lampchop-eth meh.
I thought you said Meth then..Sin kinda perked up.
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Yay verily thow doth corupteth the very
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Wow Caddie..you shakespearean Canadian...thoust does the country proudeth!
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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
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Gads thow hast thrown down the gauntlet of
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If thou attempts to prey upon the petals of innocent flowers that hath been charmed by your cunning speech that flows trippingly off the tongue thou shall be deemed a player that trods the boards of the illicit stage.
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Best comeback.

"Beware! I can summon spirits from the vasty deep!"

"Aye and so can I. But will they come?"
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Wilst thou go downeth or be gone downeth upon?
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