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Old 03-26-2015, 08:28 AM   #51
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Old 03-26-2015, 11:13 AM   #52
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Old 03-26-2015, 04:41 PM   #53
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Old 03-26-2015, 04:42 PM   #54
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Old 03-26-2015, 09:53 PM   #55
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Old 03-27-2015, 05:08 PM   #56
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No, no, no.....you are muddling Baldrick and Shakespeare up now
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Old 03-28-2015, 05:30 AM   #57
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Apparently.."shotten"..means a herring that has spawned?..who knew?
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Old 03-30-2015, 11:54 AM   #58
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Old 03-30-2015, 12:07 PM   #59
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Old 03-30-2015, 12:12 PM   #60
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Oh god?
People are still reading me???

I tellya.I wrote Hamlet..like in a fortnight..I owed some people some money..you get my drift?

Shakespeare gotta eat...son.
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Old 03-30-2015, 12:37 PM   #61
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No..because a Summers day is not a bitch.
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Old 03-30-2015, 12:43 PM   #62
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People are still reading me???

I tellya.I wrote Hamlet..like in a fortnight..I owed some people some money..you get my drift?

Shakespeare gotta eat...son.
That's why he always mentioned Forsooth and Betide...they were carriage makers who bought the first product placement deals. Later, they switched ad firms and ran the successful series of Chris Marlowe driving through the Cotswolds talking to himself deeply with one hand on the reins.
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That's why he always mentioned Forsooth and Betide...they were carriage makers who bought the first product placement deals. Later, they switched ad firms and ran the successful series of Chris Marlowe driving through the Cotswolds talking to himself deeply with one hand on the reins.
Youre so full of shit Jill..you know that?.
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Old 03-30-2015, 01:36 PM   #65
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Youre so full of shit Jill..you know that?.
Thankfully, I have a place to pile it up.

Just wait til you get hooked on Matthew M's commercials.
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Thankfully, I have a place to pile it up.

Just wait til you get hooked on Matthew M's commercials.
Thankfully..I have no idea who that is...and knowing you..its bad.
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:17 PM   #68
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This thread not dieth yet?
With Cunteth like thee...verily I say nay!
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With Cunteth like thee...verily I say nay!
Mr. Cunteth to thee, schmuck!
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Mr. Cunteth to thee, schmuck!
Mr Schmuck to you..dear Cunteth!
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Thankfully..I have no idea who that is...and knowing you..its bad.
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q...hey+commercial

For some reason these ads are getting so much attention they even got parodied on SNL.

It's not that bad.
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