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Old 04-30-2018, 08:32 PM   #726
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Old 05-09-2018, 12:31 PM   #727
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Know?..or know of?

Know : My Wife's sisters husband........he's a pure dyed bred in the wool cunt.

Know of: Any rapper you care to mention?
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Old 05-11-2018, 08:28 PM   #728
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:16 PM   #729
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I haven't really gotten out my ruler to measure the gapeage.

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Old 07-24-2018, 02:17 PM   #730
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Old 07-24-2018, 03:25 PM   #731
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Hmmm... my friend's husband. He's been a real tool lately
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Old 07-24-2018, 03:26 PM   #732
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too many to gauge ..
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Old 07-24-2018, 04:03 PM   #733
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Old 07-24-2018, 04:17 PM   #734
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Old 07-24-2018, 04:39 PM   #735
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The dude that does the same thing to many women simultaneously thinking they all wont find out..
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I haven't really gotten out my ruler to measure the gapeage.
I mean, if you need an extra pair of hands. That's a difficult..uhm, stretch for one person. No pun intended.
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:08 PM   #737
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I mean, if you need an extra pair of hands. That's a difficult..uhm, stretch for one person. No pun intended.
I think Tom is in charge of the "grab your ankles and cry" party. Take a left at the newsroom.
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:10 PM   #738
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I think Tom is in charge of the "grab your ankles and cry" party. Take a left at the newsroom.
Take a left. Aren't they all right wing nuts over there?

I can never tell with all the hair pulling, ankle biting, and ass munching that's happening in there.
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:12 PM   #739
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that Tom I am poster on here's a bit pf a pr1ck like
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Take a left. Aren't they all right wing nuts over there?

I can never tell with all the hair pulling, ankle biting, and ass munching that's happening in there.
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:18 PM   #741
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I always want to misread the title of this thread as "Who has the biggest asshole." Then we could demand proof.
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:36 PM   #742
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I don't really ďknowĒ him because he's surrounded by Secret Service. But he gave one agent a stroke, so I look away when that face appears. I also wear garlic earrings.
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:51 PM   #743
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No big a-holes come to mind these days (excluding some political dip shits). The assholes that I come in contact with are sporadic on a day to day basis and I def glove up before I rip em a new one—if it comes to that. More times than not..I make a point to mind my own bizz, but sometimes I feel like I have a duty to protect others who come off as timid.
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Old 07-25-2018, 04:11 AM   #744
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Ahem. Us posh people prefer the word arsehole.
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My BIL...the ugly one with the thyroid problem..total waste of skin as he uses his fists on women..what a stand up guy eh?
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:48 PM   #746
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His name is Andy and he is an abuser.
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Old 08-01-2018, 07:11 PM   #748
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OMFG....I am so sorry, Siren.

If itís against you....I hope he gets whatís coming to him! Canít feel my hate boiling in my belly.

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OMFG....I am so sorry, Siren.

If itís against you....I hope he gets whatís coming to him! Canít feel my hate boiling in my belly.

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