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Old 04-11-2017, 10:05 PM   #37826
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glazed, jelly, or cream filled? = Enough about me, how are you?
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:59 PM   #37827
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enough about me, how are you? = look, squirrel!
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Old 04-11-2017, 11:00 PM   #37828
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Enough about me, how are you? = Something you'll never hear from Donald Trump's mouth
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Old 04-14-2017, 02:41 PM   #37829
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Something you'll never hear from Donald Trump's mouth=Let me think about that !
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:00 PM   #37830
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Let me think about that! = The answer is still no!
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:06 PM   #37831
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The answer is still no! = Did you have sex today?
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Old 04-20-2017, 09:25 AM   #37832
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Did you have sex today? = Chances of having sex tomorrow.
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:58 AM   #37833
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Chances of having sex tomorrow = f(x) has limit zero as x tends to infinity
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:03 AM   #37834
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f(x) has limit zero as x tends to infinity = the mathematical equivalent of no chance in hell
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:37 PM   #37835
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the mathematical equivalent of no chance in hell = unless you have a fetish for devils?
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Old 04-22-2017, 08:44 PM   #37836
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Unless you have a fetish for devils = options at a fetish club with role play
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options at a fetish club with role play = bounced for disorderly behaviour
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Old 04-22-2017, 08:59 PM   #37838
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Bounced for disorder behavior = new IP address blocking strategy at m&f
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:11 PM   #37839
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new IP address blocking strategy at m&f = still vulnerable to man in the middle
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:19 PM   #37840
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still vulnerable to man in the middle = dealing with a real estate agent
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:52 PM   #37841
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dealing with a real estate agent= how to spend a million dollars.
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:19 AM   #37842
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how to spend a million dollars = an indecent proposal
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:15 AM   #37843
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an indecent proposal = wanna clean my toenails & foot fungus?
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:03 AM   #37844
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wanna clean my toenails & foot fungus? = not during dinner, please
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Old 05-04-2017, 02:03 AM   #37845
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not during dinner, please = the passion has faded
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Old 05-04-2017, 09:47 AM   #37846
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The passion has faded = Melania lives in New York
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Melania lives in New York = Melania lives in New York. Sad!
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Melania lives in New York. Sad! = Separate 2nd bedroom construction in the White House will be ready June 1st.
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Separate 2nd bedroom construction in the White House will be ready June 1st = yet another wall
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Old 05-08-2017, 01:19 AM   #37850
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yet another wall = yet another Freudian symbol
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