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Old 06-12-2014, 03:26 PM   #1
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Talking Pick up lines for nerds.

You're three standard deviations above the mean!
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Old 06-12-2014, 03:27 PM   #2
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I'm an electron and you're a nuclei...I feel a mutual attraction.
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Old 06-12-2014, 03:30 PM   #3
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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti full.
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Old 06-12-2014, 07:53 PM   #4
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This is the geek you're looking for (waves hand about)
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Old 06-12-2014, 07:54 PM   #5
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Is your name google...cuz you're everything I'm searching for.
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Old 06-12-2014, 07:59 PM   #6
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Wanna touch my Hot Pocket?
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:23 PM   #7
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I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:49 PM   #8
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The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:52 PM   #9
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I follow you on Twitter
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:04 PM   #10
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You remind me of Steve Jobs.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:18 PM   #11
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I'm a level 60 lover....
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:30 PM   #12
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Is that a Flash Drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:32 PM   #13
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Do you speak Klingon?
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:35 PM   #14
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Baby, are you an exothermic reaction? Cause dayum..you're making me hot.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:38 PM   #15
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I think my heart just lagged.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:39 PM   #16
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You’re as sweet at 3.14.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:40 PM   #17
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Hi, ahhh, so, wanna soda?
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:41 PM   #18
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I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness
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I wish I were DNA Helicase...so I could unzip your genes.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:46 PM   #20
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I'd love to plug my solution into your equation.

Gabrielle is really good at these.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:51 PM   #21
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Is that a Flash Drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You stole my line!

Great minds...
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:58 PM   #22
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If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
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If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.
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Your sine must be pi over 2, cause you're the 1.
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Old 06-12-2014, 10:47 PM   #25
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz your ass is refreshing.
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