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Old 06-12-2014, 10:55 PM   #26
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz your ass is refreshing.
Gentleman..the nerd pick up thread is for entertainment purposes only..
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Old 06-12-2014, 10:56 PM   #27
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You must have your Phaser set to stun!
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Old 06-12-2014, 10:58 PM   #28
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It's not the size of the vector, it's how you apply the force.
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:00 PM   #29
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I like your bezier curves.
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:00 PM   #30
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You must have your Phaser set to stun!
Oh goody..target practice was worth Daddy's every penny..
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:02 PM   #31
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i'm taking notes on these...im out of material
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:04 PM   #32
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I don't know if you're in my range, but I sure wanna take you home to my domain.
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:12 PM   #33
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(holds out hand) will you hold this while I go out for a walk?
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:13 PM   #34
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I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:50 PM   #35
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If you were a Hobbit, you'd be Bilbo Swaggins...
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Old 06-13-2014, 04:01 AM   #36
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According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Old 06-13-2014, 04:12 AM   #37
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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti full.
I could see myself falling for this one. You actually got me to smile and chuckle when I read it.
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Old 06-13-2014, 04:21 AM   #38
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I could see myself falling for this one. You actually got me to smile and chuckle when I read it.
Some more periodic table for you.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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Old 06-13-2014, 05:08 AM   #39
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Some more periodic table for you.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Witty and funny. You are a man who I would have to ask out.
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Girl, you're hotter than my Earl Grey.
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Old 06-13-2014, 11:56 AM   #41
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nerds!
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Old 06-13-2014, 11:59 AM   #42
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Wanna be the cursor on my slide rule, chickie doll?
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Let me take you home and talk elvish to you.
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I'm not a Beater, a Seeker or a Chaser. But I am a Keeper.
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Old 06-13-2014, 12:52 PM   #45
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I see you're using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow....
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I see you're using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow....
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Old 06-13-2014, 01:26 PM   #47
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Want to go to the LOTR marathon this weekend
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Old 06-13-2014, 01:38 PM   #49
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oh baby I would love to calculate the slope of those curves
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I found this one. Plagiarized yet funny enough to share with you all.

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
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