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Old 03-11-2008, 10:35 PM   #51
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:47 PM   #52
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I would be a scorpion bowl.... 5 scoobs all in one potent drink... putting you under the table in a heartbeat...
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:45 AM   #53
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Old 03-12-2008, 01:16 AM   #54
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:24 AM   #55
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I would be a scorpion bowl.... 5 scoobs all in one potent drink... putting you under the table in a heartbeat...
What is this drink? Sounds tasty
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:41 AM   #56
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What is this drink? Sounds tasty
I am not exactly sure... OIC described it to me once and I have been dying to try it ever since... I have an idea.... why don't we try one together?
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:51 AM   #57
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I am not exactly sure... OIC described it to me once and I have been dying to try it ever since... I have an idea.... why don't we try one together?
Sounds like fun! I'll get the cherries and whipped cream, and you bring the scoobs. Because I'm sure this treat is made with cherries and whipped cream
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:31 AM   #58
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In the winter I like a "Snowflake" Martini:
Equal portions of:
Vodka,
Peppermint Schnapps
Half & Half creamer
Creme de Cassis - use the "Clear"
Shake in iced cocktail shaker, add small candy cane for garnish

In the Simmer I like the "Ultimate Chocolate Martini:
2 Ounces Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
1 Ounce Vanilla Vodka
1 Ounce Half & Half (Cream)
1 Ounce Melted Semisweet Chocolate - substitue Funkin' Fruit's
Liquid Chocolate if you don't want to melt the semisweet chocolate
Sweetened Cocoa Powder for the rim of the glass

Wet rim of glass, with Godiva chocolate liqueur and dip rim of glass in
sweetened cocoa powder, dip several times for best results - set aside.
Combine the Chocolate Liqueur, vanilla vodka, half & half and melted
chocolate in a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake vigorously! Shaking
vigorously mixes the drink and helps you burn some of the calories you're going to get.


An old favorite - Canadian Club Whisky
Pour in glass - serve
Add 1 ice cube for wimps
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:08 AM   #59
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I would be a scorpion bowl.... 5 scoobs all in one potent drink... putting you under the table in a heartbeat...
are cumming under the table with me????
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:40 AM   #60
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Vodka, Kahlua, Amaretto and milk
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:56 PM   #61
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:25 AM   #62
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:27 AM   #63
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sex on the beach

1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:06 PM   #64
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I'd have to say a good shot of tequila...with a wedge of lime....a little sour, a little fruity, and it always knocks you on your ass!
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:20 PM   #65
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hmmmm, I would be a long island iced tea...sweet as can be, but too much will put you over the edge...hey, at least I am honest about it
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:21 PM   #66
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Bailey's Irish Cream with a splash of milk, shaken, over ice

Smooth, creamy, delicious.
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Old 07-08-2008, 12:04 PM   #67
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Old 07-08-2008, 12:10 PM   #68
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:56 AM   #69
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:58 AM   #70
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Tequila sunrise
i love tequila.

if you are what you eat (or drink in this case) i'd be a jack and ginger.
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:09 AM   #71
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:07 AM   #72
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