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Old 11-08-2018, 02:47 PM   #36101
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Darkness is what makes you wish you were with me
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:49 PM   #36102
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Me is a selfish word that is made for sharing
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:51 PM   #36103
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Sharing a distinguished man with another woman can be an incredible experience
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:56 PM   #36104
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Experience is something you achieve in the persuit of happiness
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:57 PM   #36105
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Happiness is what I want to find on your face when I'm kissing you softly
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:16 PM   #36106
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Softly moaning isn't nearly as effective as screaming pleasure
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:20 PM   #36107
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Pleasure in one's body is natural
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:43 PM   #36108
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Natural feelings are the best you can have
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:51 PM   #36109
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Have fun where you can as life is short
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:54 PM   #36110
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Short would be the work when we are stripping each other naked
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:58 PM   #36111
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Naked ladies on the internet? Who’d have thought it?
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:00 PM   #36112
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It would be nice to have a 6 month vacation.
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:03 PM   #36113
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Vacation is spelt holiday in the UK
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:09 PM   #36114
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U.K. is a holiday desination for American people to spend their vacation time at and I think this post satisfies both sides
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:16 PM   #36115
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Sides sometimes have to be taken
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Old 11-09-2018, 12:35 AM   #36116
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Taken is what I am feeling when I get woken up by a man getting close from behind
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:24 PM   #36117
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Behind every strong woman is a good reliable man!
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:28 PM   #36118
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Man, the pizza was delicious tonight!
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Tonight, is my first change to relax
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Relax, my dear, and let me caress you softly
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Softly is the best way to relax when one is sore!
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Sore is something you need to forget in my arms
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Arms around me, holding me close will help me forget almost anything
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Anything I can do to you to make you feel loved I will
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Will you lead me down the garden path?
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