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Old 11-08-2018, 02:11 PM   #51501
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And he hates every minute!!
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:14 PM   #51502
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She wants us to appear only in stockings and garter belts
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:23 PM   #51503
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She suggested they use their garter belts as catapults
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:25 PM   #51504
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He wanted us to attach our garter belts to each other's stockings
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:35 PM   #51505
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She invited me to untangle them with my teeth
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:36 PM   #51506
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He doesn't have many teeth left
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:38 PM   #51507
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She knocked most of them out with her hot nipples
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:40 PM   #51508
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He's appeared on Jeremy Kyle 3 times!
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:42 PM   #51509
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She loves watching repeats on daytime telly
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:43 PM   #51510
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He can't stand football!
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:59 PM   #51511
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She is using his behind as a (b)ass drum
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Old 11-08-2018, 03:29 PM   #51512
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She Moves like Jagger to the beat that is coming out of my (b)ass
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Old 11-08-2018, 03:43 PM   #51513
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He has no idea what his tongue could do to a woman
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Old 11-08-2018, 03:48 PM   #51514
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She perspires every time she sees a good tongue twister in front of her
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Old 11-08-2018, 06:08 PM   #51515
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He can actually lick his elbow.
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Old 11-08-2018, 06:15 PM   #51516
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He runs a fast food joint... 'Do you want fries with that?'
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:53 AM   #51517
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She gets hayfever and can't sit out in the garden
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Old 11-09-2018, 03:02 PM   #51518
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Her hair is made of photons
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Old 11-09-2018, 03:55 PM   #51519
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He could never be fantabulous charmer. Just look at his avatar
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She once crashed a wedding wearing only assless chaps.
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He picked my up from the same wedding and abducted me into his lair
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Old 11-09-2018, 09:23 PM   #51523
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Old 11-10-2018, 01:58 AM   #51524
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She is used to whip her men into obedience
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Old 11-10-2018, 05:44 AM   #51525
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She’s a tad boring sexually
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