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Old 05-15-2017, 09:14 PM   #876
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Not yet, but I'm hoping JAG will marry me and we can have adopt little MAF children to take over the newsroom.
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Old 05-16-2017, 01:16 AM   #877
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Why would anyone stay on this site if they had a website spouse...
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:22 AM   #878
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Not yet, but I'm hoping JAG will marry me and we can have adopt little MAF children to take over the newsroom.
There are much better ways to spend yoru time than fighting the tide in the Newsroom!
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:57 AM   #879
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Yes I guess, he's my spouse irl as well, how convenient
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Old 05-16-2017, 12:18 PM   #880
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I am taking application only because with an online spouse he can pay my online bills from online shopping
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Old 09-30-2017, 01:38 AM   #881
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someone who has a flickering connection as I do a drive by? oh that's wifi, so is it a spider spouse? I am so confused.
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Old 09-30-2017, 02:24 AM   #882
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"It's complicated."

Isn't that the FB thing nowadays? Catch phrase of my life.
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Old 09-30-2017, 02:26 AM   #883
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Absolutely not .
Dream world .I'm all for real deal.
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Old 10-02-2017, 08:08 PM   #884
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:15 PM   #885
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I think so... they ignore me and aren't interested at all in a sexual relationship... that's a spouse... right??
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:20 PM   #886
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does "website spouse" = "online sexual partner"?
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:21 PM   #887
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does "website spouse" = "online sexual partner"?
No... you're just my boytoy..
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:23 PM   #888
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No... you're just my boytoy..
Oh, good... I was afraid I was going to have to expose something... oh, wait... crap!
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:24 PM   #889
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Oh, good... I was afraid I was going to have to expose something... oh, wait... crap!
nooo... remember.. no defecation..
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Old 08-23-2018, 07:33 PM   #890
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Old 08-23-2018, 07:38 PM   #891
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:02 PM   #892
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Ah...that's why you two quarrel so much.
they fight all the time and they never have sex


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Old 10-31-2018, 05:34 PM   #893
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I would equate spouse with someone bossing me around and making my life difficult. So no one like that here for me. If there was, I would leave.
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Old 10-31-2018, 05:37 PM   #894
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I would say David... but I think he left me jilted at the altar..
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:03 AM   #895
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:24 AM   #896
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Old 11-09-2018, 02:57 PM   #897
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Not sure if that would be a good thing. I like to have choices.
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Old 11-09-2018, 03:46 PM   #898
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I would like several please, to make up for the absence of my RL spouse...lol
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