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Old 01-28-2012, 07:19 PM   #26
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Old 01-28-2012, 07:32 PM   #27
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If you are a stranger and I open the door for you, you MUST say thank you...just because you don't know me doesn't mean you don't have to say thank you...sheesh!

(maybe this is a Northeast rule only)
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Old 01-28-2012, 07:40 PM   #28
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If you are going to drive on the expressway you have to at least do the speed limit.



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If you are a stranger and I open the door for you, you MUST say thank you...just because you don't know me doesn't mean you don't have to say thank you...sheesh!

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Old 01-28-2012, 07:45 PM   #29
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What if I wink at you instead?

If you are going to drive on the expressway you have to at least do the speed limit.
Well if you winked at me I would have to follow you wherever you were going...not in a stalking kinda way though...
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Old 01-28-2012, 08:16 PM   #30
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If you are a dog owner, you must be a responsible one. They are social creatures that require more than food and water. See to it that they also receive attention, exercise and proper veterinary care.

If you want to acquire a dog, please never ever buy one from a pet store. Always rescue or adopt. Any breed is available using one of those options.
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Old 01-28-2012, 08:55 PM   #31
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If you are a dog owner, you must be a responsible one. They are social creatures that require more than food and water. See to it that they also receive attention, exercise and proper veterinary care.

If you want to acquire a dog, please never ever buy one from a pet store. Always rescue or adopt. Any breed is available using one of those options.
so true..and that avi is a big improvement..shows more of your personality.
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Old 01-28-2012, 09:02 PM   #32
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so true..and that avi is a big improvement..shows more of your personality.
Thanks, but it's not really me. I have a similar pic on the very same bike but the handle bar muff wasn't nearly big enough to permit me to post it.
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nr: if you are in a motor vehicle on a two lane highway in the left lane, traveling the speed limit and someone is approaching quickly behind you, obviously traveling at a higher rate of speed, move the fuck over to the right lane. you do not own the left lane. you are not the left lane police.
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nr: if you are in a motor vehicle on a two lane highway in the left lane, traveling the speed limit and someone is approaching quickly behind you, obviously traveling at a higher rate of speed, move the fuck over to the right lane. you do not own the left lane. you are not the left lane police.
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Old 01-31-2012, 01:20 AM   #35
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Old 01-31-2012, 02:04 AM   #36
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Old 02-02-2012, 06:43 PM   #37
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:02 AM   #38
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:15 AM   #39
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MMM SAYING THAT THERES A FEW RED NOSES AROUND THIS PLACE HE HE
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NR: If I put the heating on, it's because I'm cold therefore it stays on!
What if I'm hotter than you? Oh wait..what the Hell am I saying!

NR..if someone is still sitting at a green light after 9 seconds your allowed to throw an empty coke can at their car!
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