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Old 09-03-2012, 02:44 PM   #51
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Nr. Why not try to at least be a little more normal when addressing a phone solicitor
Saying over and over again I pressed one for English is just being mean
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:49 PM   #52
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With at least 85% of all the rules revolving around the dishes and laundry shouldn't the new rule just be for everyone to hire a frickin maid and put an end to the misery?
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:51 PM   #53
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With at least 85% of all the rules revolving around the dishes and laundry shouldn't the new rule just be for everyone to hire a frickin maid and put an end to the misery?
Yes, and he ought to wear a Jedi robe and never say a word.
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:52 PM   #54
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With at least 85% of all the rules revolving around the dishes and laundry shouldn't the new rule just be for everyone to hire a frickin maid and put an end to the misery?
yeesh..you've been listening to Mitt Romney too much
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:42 PM   #55
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:45 PM   #56
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yeesh..you've been listening to Mitt Romney too much
You two are posting a minute apart in the same thread............let's coordinate your schedules a little better......somewhere right now there is a political comment being made that needs a well crafted excuse from an Obama Apologist
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:48 PM   #57
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:39 PM   #58
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coulda swore this was a given..

but cover your f@$&ing mouth when you sneeze..

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Old 09-04-2012, 12:44 PM   #59
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I hate that, they will reply an hour later and try to give you an excuse for not doing earlier...since it was important...
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Old 09-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #61
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NR: If you pull out your phone to or do whatever the f' you're doing in a dark theater during a movie and blind the hell out of those around you, we should be able to dump our greasy popcorn on your head.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:34 PM   #62
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:06 PM   #63
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NR: when I call your business and get put on hold, please have some consideration ...dead silence, a staticy radio station, or Mariah Carey are cruel, just cruel. If I have to wait, how about a classic George Carlin routine or at the least Leonard Cohen's Halleluia by Jeff Buckley. And please, I beg you, don't keep repeating the "your business is important to us pitch" every 2 minutes. Really, phones have been thrown across the room for less.
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:12 PM   #64
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NR: the word Superpac has to go back to referring to the sixpack. Much more fun then.
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:51 PM   #65
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Old 01-01-2017, 04:27 AM   #66
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NR: there is now a separate flight for people with colds, coughs, and unhappy babies, called the Fussy Local.
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Old 01-01-2017, 12:45 PM   #67
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NR: for the new improved era, shoes off and back behind that kitchen sink
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all decisions should come down to an arm wrestle.
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also I'd like to see lawyers battle it out with paper scissors rock. It would save a lot of time and money.
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Each day I become a little more annoyed by people using their web phones while walking. They don't seem to realize that their pace slows to a crawl or even stops completely ... blocking others from the subway, stairs, sidewalk, etc.

NR: Same as driving, no cell while walking. Pull over to the side, out of the way, to use it.
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NR If you raise the seat up to Pee then Put the seat back down .
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:44 PM   #73
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NR if you lower the seat to pee then put the seat up when done
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