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Old 02-01-2017, 11:53 AM   #76
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Old 02-01-2017, 12:00 PM   #77
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Old 02-01-2017, 12:42 PM   #78
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Chemists should now keep in stock "Calm the fuck down, silly bastard" drops for overactive dogs
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New rule: Do not ring me up at 16:15 hrs (-5:00) and ask me to get something uploaded, never before produced, by 15:00 hrs (-5:00) and tell me its +8:00 hrs where you're located; and then make a silly excuse that you can't understand why its tomorrow over there. Downunders can sometimes easily forget we over here are still in yesterday! Or is it tomorrow. Nevermind! Now I'm confused.
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also I'd like to see lawyers battle it out with paper scissors rock. It would save a lot of time and money.
What about The Big Bang Theory version that adds 'lizard and Spock'?
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:22 PM   #81
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Actually I do have a new rule for here that I have described over the years as "[insert my first name here ]'s Law.

Don't complain about how someone does something unless you are willing to do it yourself.

The spouse violates it often, sigh.
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:33 PM   #82
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New new rule: agree that dinner is not the time to discuss Mar a Largo.
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Old 01-06-2018, 11:07 PM   #83
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NR: the fact that 90% of the US was under 30 degrees last week is NOT an argument against climate change. If you don't understand the effect of a melting polar cap, just double your flood insurance and keep quiet.
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Old 01-07-2018, 03:06 PM   #84
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NR: if you continue to complain about your life but do nothing to change it, I'm no longer sympathetic. I will, however, be your biggest champion if you at least try.
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Here's a NR ---Bill Maher has to get in a cage fight with all the people he insults ...and looks like an ass with in retrospect!


For starters Ann Coulter~ She will beat the shit out of that pussy~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nit-Fr9qJtM


And then there's Milo ...God that faggot is incredible! He'll kill Maher! Thank God America fuckin Rocks!
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Here's a NR ---Bill Maher has to get in a cage fight with all the people he insults ...and looks like an ass with in retrospect!


For starters Ann Coulter~ She will beat the shit out of that pussy~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nit-Fr9qJtM


And then there's Milo ...God that faggot is incredible! He'll kill Maher! Thank God America fuckin Rocks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lImHh7fqrQo

Faggot? How retro caveman.

And don't mention all your gay friends who love you. They are secretly planning a makeover.
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Faggot? How retro caveman.

And don't mention all your gay friends who love you. They are secretly planning a makeover.

Honey ---My sweet sister Jill~ The words I use are not meant to offend ...for my dear brother Milo (who I really do know ...and have met) has always called himself a 'dangerous faggot'~ And we all LOVE HIM!!

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Faggot? How retro caveman.

And don't mention all your gay friends who love you. They are secretly planning a makeover.
Almost forgot ...I heard you were 'Miss Alabama in ****'?? Is that true??
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Almost forgot ...I heard you were 'Miss Alabama in ****'?? Is that true??
They will begin with a full body waxing, with special attention to your hairy back and shoulders, you then practice walking upright.
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They will begin with a full body waxing, with special attention to your hairy back and shoulders, you then practice walking upright.

Honey~ If you're doing the waxing ...well then my dear, plan on staying for the full interview!

- 'I'm clean and you're here! ..oh my goodness, you look so tense! ..We need to nip that in the bud! ...so just lay your head here jill ...we gonna make everything alright~~~
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