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Old 03-30-2012, 09:32 PM   #25001
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Can I collect the ballots ?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:33 PM   #25002
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Can I help you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:33 PM   #25003
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Do you do that by hand?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:35 PM   #25004
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Is it ok if I use my hands as she helps ?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:36 PM   #25005
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Depends, what where you thinking?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:36 PM   #25006
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What are you thinking?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:37 PM   #25007
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How would you help me ?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:41 PM   #25008
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Would you like for me to help you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:44 PM   #25009
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Yes, can you do that now?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:46 PM   #25010
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How long will it take?
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:49 PM   #25011
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Does that matter?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:01 PM   #25012
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Why shouldnt it matter?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:07 PM   #25013
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Don't you have the time it will take?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:12 PM   #25014
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I have the time..do you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:15 PM   #25015
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Do you doubt that?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:20 PM   #25016
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No doubts here...what about you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:22 PM   #25017
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Do I need any?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:33 PM   #25018
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Have you looked for any lately?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:58 PM   #25019
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Can't I just relax on the weekends?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:59 PM   #25020
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Are you tired?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:03 PM   #25021
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Doesn't that depend on what is happening?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:06 PM   #25022
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Yes, it does..is something happening this weekend?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:11 PM   #25023
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Isn't April Fool's Day this weekend?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:12 PM   #25024
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Isn't it going to rain here?
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:15 PM   #25025
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I like rain...dont you?
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