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Old 06-02-2010, 03:47 PM   #251
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Well, didn't Elvis spank a gal in Blue Hawaii? what was THAT rating?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:48 PM   #252
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Maybe we should just wing it?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:49 PM   #253
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Why involve the poor chickens?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #254
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Don't you think we need to eat ?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #255
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Is anything wrong with that?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:51 PM   #256
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Wait, what are we eating?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:51 PM   #257
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Isn't that classified as beastiality?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:52 PM   #258
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Don't ya have a taco?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:53 PM   #259
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Was that just wrong?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:53 PM   #260
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Do you just go there?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:54 PM   #261
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Are you into beastiality ? Or was that beatiality ?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:55 PM   #262
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Uh ohh... Did I screw up big time now?
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:55 PM   #263
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Why involve the poor chickens?
Are they boneless chickens?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:04 PM   #264
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Great, who's got the dipping sauce?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:06 PM   #265
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Would you take a dip with me ?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:10 PM   #266
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Hmmm...Wings... breaded or naked?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:13 PM   #267
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Would you take a dip with me ?

Yes, tell me when you are ready ok?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:14 PM   #268
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Hmmm...Wings... breaded or naked?

what do you think I prefer?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:15 PM   #269
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Can I guess based on your AV?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:15 PM   #270
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How come I never see ladies dressed like your AV in real life ?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:20 PM   #271
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How come I never see ladies dressed like your AV in real life ?
Too many puritains??
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:22 PM   #272
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Are you looking in the wrong places?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:22 PM   #273
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Too many puritains??
Try youporn? LOL
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:22 PM   #274
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was that a question or statement ?
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:24 PM   #275
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Is this a quiz?
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