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Old 10-12-2018, 11:36 AM   #68576
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take it all off?
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:38 AM   #68577
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Off it all? Then what?
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:02 PM   #68578
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Wouldn't we be naked?
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:39 PM   #68579
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Skinny dipping then?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:03 PM   #68580
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You want to see me naked?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:04 PM   #68581
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Can't I just look at your Av?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:08 PM   #68582
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And can’t I just look at yours?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:10 PM   #68583
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Isn't that what it's there for?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:12 PM   #68584
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Can’t it spawn some fantasies?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:14 PM   #68585
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Isn't that what one's imagination is for?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:16 PM   #68586
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What is this nipple clamp for?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:17 PM   #68587
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For clamping something shut?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:19 PM   #68588
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Should I duck?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:23 PM   #68589
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Should I use my imagination?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:24 PM   #68590
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Are you chicken?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:26 PM   #68591
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Do I wake you in the morning?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:30 PM   #68592
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Is that you crowing outside my window at dawn?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:31 PM   #68593
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What if I crave your attention?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:32 PM   #68594
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Is it Friday?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:42 PM   #68595
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Isn't time fluid?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:46 PM   #68596
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Doesn't time Fly?
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:27 PM   #68597
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Are you waiting for me?
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:30 PM   #68598
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How long can you expect my heart to wait?
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:31 PM   #68599
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If time waits for no man, what do you think?
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:37 PM   #68600
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Wanna?
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