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Old 05-22-2010, 02:43 PM   #76
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Are you crazy?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:49 PM   #77
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Can you tell?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:50 PM   #78
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Is crazy a bad thing?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:53 PM   #79
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crazy insane or crazy quirky?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:55 PM   #80
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crazy quirky . How about you?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:57 PM   #81
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How bout I keep you guessing?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:00 PM   #82
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Who doesn't love a good mystery?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:02 PM   #83
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Don't you think mystery is half the attraction?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:05 PM   #84
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If mystery is half the attraction , then removing your clothes would do what ?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:09 PM   #85
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I believe it would fill in the other half, don't you?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:14 PM   #86
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are we skinny dipping?
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:15 PM   #87
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Is exploration of the unknown supposed to be a pulse pounding experience?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:25 PM   #88
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Can't we do something easy, like read or something?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:27 PM   #89
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How do I do that?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:29 PM   #90
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You're not sure about what to do?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:37 PM   #91
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What are we reading?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:48 PM   #92
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Could it be something dirty?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:54 PM   #93
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What did you have in mind?
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:57 PM   #94
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How about something funny with lots of sex thrown in?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:01 PM   #95
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something like this?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/134914...ex_experience/
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:11 PM   #96
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Does that really have enough sex in it for you ?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:21 PM   #97
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Doesn't it seem the girl just isn't getting enough action?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:41 PM   #98
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it seams the girl needs action
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:42 PM   #99
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How do I play?
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:43 PM   #100
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u with me me with u simple and fun
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