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Old 07-07-2011, 11:19 PM   #12501
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Why all the accusations?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:20 PM   #12502
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Don't I always have a lot of q's? lmao
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:21 PM   #12503
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Did I say no, Icy? Wait. What are we talking about now?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:22 PM   #12504
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Doesn't Siem always end up making it all about himself in this thread?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:24 PM   #12505
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Have I played with siem before?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:27 PM   #12506
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Wouldn't you remember if you had?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:31 PM   #12507
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Are we all testing our memory tonight?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:32 PM   #12508
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Why would I remember that Easy?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:20 AM   #12509
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Have you been with that many guys that you can't remember them?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:33 AM   #12510
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Do you expect me to answer that question honestly?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:46 AM   #12511
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Do you want to??
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:48 AM   #12512
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Are you certain you REALLY want to know that information?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:49 AM   #12513
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Are you saying we can't handle the truth?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:50 AM   #12514
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Are you Jack Nicholson now?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:53 AM   #12515
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Isn't the easy grin a dead giveaway?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:54 AM   #12516
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Don't you think it would be a breach of confidentiality if I give out that information?
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:56 AM   #12517
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Is this sort of like the Hippocratic Oath?
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:08 AM   #12518
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Isn't it more like a confidentiality clause?
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:16 AM   #12519
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Are we confidently answering confidentially?
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:17 AM   #12520
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Was that your attempt at alliteration?
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:57 AM   #12521
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Isn't it illegal in Illinois?
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:01 AM   #12522
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is it only illegal in Illinois?
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:03 AM   #12523
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whats special about Illinois?
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:04 AM   #12524
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Isn't being outside the law more fun?
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:05 AM   #12525
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it could be....but can't you have plenty of fun within the law?
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