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Old 08-07-2010, 02:15 PM   #1251
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u think u can out run me?
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:19 PM   #1252
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Are you really up for that kind of chase?
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:20 PM   #1253
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Do u think i'm ever not up for a chase?
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:21 PM   #1254
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Where would you run to?
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:22 PM   #1255
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Is the bedroom close by?
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:23 PM   #1256
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Do you have your lingerie waiting in there?
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:28 PM   #1257
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:44 PM   #1258
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Are we hanging out and chatting?
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:59 PM   #1259
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Can I join the fun run?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:00 PM   #1260
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do u like to run?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:00 PM   #1261
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How fast can you run?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:04 PM   #1262
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who is chasing me?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:05 PM   #1263
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You think I chase????
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:11 PM   #1264
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Is such a thing possible?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:14 PM   #1265
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Is what thing possible?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:23 PM   #1266
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Could Loves ever be the chaser as opposed to the chasee?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:25 PM   #1267
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Is the guy uber interested in her?????
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:27 PM   #1268
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Aren't half the guys here hot for you?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:54 PM   #1269
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Could I get the other half?
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:58 PM   #1270
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Don't you already have them?
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:01 AM   #1271
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Do I look like that kind of girl to you?
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:03 AM   #1272
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Is that a trick question?
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:12 AM   #1273
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Wouldn't that depend on your point of view?
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:20 AM   #1274
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what view points towards you?
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Old 08-08-2010, 01:44 AM   #1275
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Why even ask a question?
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