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Old 06-13-2010, 06:30 PM   #126
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Brown paper packages tied up with string-
is that how to be one of your favourite things?
Well girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
are even more fun, especially one who occasionally flashes
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:32 PM   #127
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I love that movie but I don't know how I feel
I don't want to know how much Julie Andrews would reveal.
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:37 PM   #128
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Girl is so attractive and the afternoon wears on
My mine wonders how I could stay with her til the dawn
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:02 PM   #129
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I'm so happy you are back in this thread
You make a girl feel special and have nothing to dread.
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:03 PM   #130
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there you are sexy as ever

to not say hi.,I would never
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:10 PM   #131
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Aren't you very sweet to say
With you in here I could play all day
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:15 PM   #132
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those words coming from you I must say
is the sweetest thing Ive heard today
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:16 PM   #133
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those words coming from you I must say
is the sweetest thing Ive heard today
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:35 PM   #134
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It wouldn't be good should I not rhyme to my GirlNextDoor
A better thing would be an embrace with her on the floor
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:01 PM   #135
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You say the nicest things, it takes my breath away
These women would be crazy to not crush on you today.
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:04 PM   #136
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GND, My eyes are on you tonight
You have always supported and treated me right
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:13 AM   #137
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I'm tired and there's not alot going on in my head
But I need to get my rhyming on before I go to bed
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Old 06-15-2010, 03:48 AM   #138
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Well I wish a night filled with sweet dreams
Where rest and pleasure are the only extremes
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Old 06-15-2010, 06:10 AM   #139
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It's mid-morning, Rdy, did your wish come true?
Nights like that sound inviting, I remember a few.
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Old 06-15-2010, 06:15 AM   #140
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Cadence with your nice hair fill my dream fully and ease.
Hope you are fine and will be fine too inthe futue in peace.
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:03 PM   #141
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Hello there, yaser...I hope you have a great day.
It always does my attitude good, to read what you have to say!
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:35 PM   #142
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Hey big Hot Dog, you look like a happy guy.
Hope to see more of you since you've caught my eye.
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:37 PM   #143
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It's mid-morning, Rdy, did your wish come true?
Nights like that sound inviting, I remember a few.
Oh for a dream lover, whenever I'm blue
Wouldn't it be lovely if those dreams came true!
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:39 PM   #144
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Hey big Hot Dog, you look like a happy guy.
Hope to see more of you since you've caught my eye.
Although you are new, you have dived right on in
I wonder if it is conversation you seek, or a little sin?
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:47 PM   #145
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Although you are new, you have dived right on in
I wonder if it is conversation you seek, or a little sin?
So far the conversation is just my style.
I noticed someone who may keep me happy awhile.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:54 PM   #146
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It seems beyondexcess is a new princess who rhymes,
She wants to find someone to make her happy,but this is not possible sometimes.
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Old 06-15-2010, 04:07 PM   #147
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Seems I am always following you, yaser my friend
I suppose there are worse places, than being at your end.
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Old 06-15-2010, 04:13 PM   #148
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Hot dog I see you happen to write after me,and ryhme nicely,
In this part of the world there are some disturbances,if you think wisely.
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Old 06-15-2010, 05:06 PM   #149
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Never seen anything quite like today
Work stacked to the heights, never a thought of play
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Old 06-15-2010, 05:39 PM   #150
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a day for hard work it seems that abounds,

for Lion et al we keep making our rounds
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