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Old 06-15-2010, 05:44 PM   #151
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well here i am tonight again
& Married & flirting is to blame
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Old 06-15-2010, 05:47 PM   #152
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you blame it on this innocent forum,

when actually is due to our indecent quorum!
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Old 06-16-2010, 01:17 AM   #153
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Never a dull moment and a little dirty fun
And on top of that excitment, we can rhyme or write a pun.
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Old 06-16-2010, 01:25 AM   #154
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Girlnextdoor,having an excited moment is different from rhyming.
You rhyme when you long your lover, when you meet better priming.
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:24 AM   #155
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You're a man who's intriguing- you rhyme like a bard,
and you've chosen an avatar that looks rock-hard.
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:32 AM   #156
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Now there's a lady who knows whereof she speaks
I love to be the object that she seeks!
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:37 AM   #157
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Now, you're av's adorable. You might think you're ahead-
But you'd end up sleeping at the foot of the bed!
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:40 AM   #158
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Cadie I'm quite willing to start at the bottom,
But by the end of the night I've usually got'em!
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:42 AM   #159
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Your av makes me smile, your lines make me laugh-
Keep that up and you've already got them by half.
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:13 AM   #160
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Smiles come easily when Cadence is near to me
But then all she does is dear to me
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:14 AM   #161
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Cadence you are looking lovely this morning
Hope I didn't scare you by jumping in without warning!

AND

Here is one my best friends Lion
He's dear to me and I'm not lyin'

(That was such the easy way out! Gotta be a rhyme slut once in a while)
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:19 AM   #162
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Katy, I would lift you from any and all sorrow
My most pleasant sight would be you smiling tomorrow
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:36 AM   #163
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The sight of you laughing does my soul embrace
Your happiness brimming from your smiling face
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:42 AM   #164
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Here we are doing some tasks to be loved and attracted by the ladies or men.
When we have someones talk to or play with,we believe that the world is with us and say 'ameen'.
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Old 06-16-2010, 08:43 AM   #165
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Say Ameen and the day will bring forth , a thousand treasures into your fold
With an abundance of friends to talk with and playmates to behold
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Old 06-16-2010, 08:53 AM   #166
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If you do not meet a new lady or a getleman, think that your life is dull and boring.
Judith you are the new one for me,sure you will bring abundance to my heart encoring.
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:15 AM   #167
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Another day has begun, yet I am following yaser once more
He's a tough act to follow, as his rhymes most readers do adore.
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:56 AM   #168
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Hot dog, morning to you with all my best wishes:
May your day be filled with nice ladies and food delicious.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:01 PM   #169
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yaser has been here a very long time..
it's cool I can say hi to him in a rhyme..
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:25 PM   #170
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Hi Tina what's going on, are you hiding today?
Or just haven't decided what colour to display
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:44 PM   #171
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Hi Tina and Girlnextdoor,hope you both are fine.
I have been here for long ..That is true.But I am rarley online.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:59 PM   #172
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It has been a while and tax season finally done
and now I have time to chat a bit and bask in the sun
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Old 06-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #173
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Jump in where you left off, relax and have fun
Your hard work is over, now the play has begun.
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Old 06-16-2010, 02:29 PM   #174
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Play as long as you want and as much as you will
Having fun all night long is well worth the thrill
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Old 06-16-2010, 02:39 PM   #175
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Thrill you say Judith, funfull nights naked and filled with desire in a mountain cottage,
Starting by talking, approaching, touching hands and lips and finally finding oneself in hostage.
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