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Old 05-11-2016, 03:04 PM   #6026
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Old 05-11-2016, 03:33 PM   #6027
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:34 PM   #6028
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:41 PM   #6029
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:41 PM   #6030
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Woke up in bed with more than one stranger.
how about one with multiple personalities?
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:44 PM   #6031
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how about one with multiple personalities?
Haven't had the pleasure yet....or multiple orgasms.
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:57 PM   #6032
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Old 05-11-2016, 05:04 PM   #6033
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:45 PM   #6034
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Oh Darlin, go to the nearest beach. You won't be sorry.


I don't even know where the nearest beach is...lol. I know the mileage would include a comma!!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:35 PM   #6035
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I don't even know where the nearest beach is...lol. I know the mileage would include a comma!!
I grew up in the Midwest and was fortunate enough to see the ocean as a young teen. Both the site of seeing that expanse of water and those waves rolling in after a memorable 3 day train ride are images that will be etched in my mind forever. Since then and numerous subsequent military and recreational cruises, my love for the sea has only grown hasn't diminished one iota.
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:07 PM   #6036
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:09 PM   #6037
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Why yes, yes it does...
Ahh so you think....
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Old 05-13-2016, 11:22 PM   #6038
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Ahh so you think....
I only hope and shamelessly beg...
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Old 05-14-2016, 10:36 AM   #6039
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:30 AM   #6041
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:36 PM   #6042
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:38 PM   #6043
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And why the hell not? ... Was the seat missing ?
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:41 PM   #6045
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And why the hell not? ... Was the seat missing ?

Calling someone a seatless unicycle is a polite way of calling them a pain in the ass
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:43 PM   #6046
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Calling someone a seatless unicycle is a polite way of calling them a pain in the ass
I didn't know that...lol... I'm making a mental note now...and ya know...if the shoe fits...
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:54 PM   #6047
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The world is divided into two human species: the ones who can wear those sandals that have that thingy between the big toe and its neighbor, and the ones who can't.

I am one of the ones who can't. I have always had the highest regard for those who can. They seem stronger, more earthy, and blessed with muscular toes.

The shoe stores are piled high with them, so I face humiliation everytime I sandal shop. Maybe in the next life, I'll come with less sissy toes..a good reason to buy into reincarnation, except I could get my wish and come back as an orang.
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The world is divided into two human species: the ones who can wear those sandals that have that thingy between the big toe and its neighbor, and the ones who can't.

I am one of the ones who can't. I have always had the highest regard for those who can. They seem stronger, more earthy, and blessed with muscular toes.

The shoe stores are piled high with them, so I face humiliation everytime I sandal shop. Maybe in the next life, I'll come with less sissy toes..a good reason to buy into reincarnation, except I could get my wish and come back as an orang.
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