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Old 02-14-2018, 06:00 PM   #5651
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Dear sweet Niece ,
I hope and pay that Nick
get well soon. It breaks
my heart to hear that little Nick
has double Pneumonia and
pray that he will pull through this .
I know God can touch his lungs
and his heart.
Love Aunt Genia.
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:10 PM   #5652
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Dear Valentine's Day.
..sorry I don't celebrate your fictitious holiday . I have a husband who treats me special and makes me feel loved everyday
sincerely JG
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Old 02-14-2018, 09:41 PM   #5653
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Dear guy I’m dating,
You’re not going to have me for much longer if this is your idea of a relationship. I’m not needy but a simple Happy Valentine’s Day would have been nice. Not one text to say hi or anything. So...I have some thinking to do.
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:40 PM   #5654
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Dear guy Iím dating,
Youíre not going to have me for much longer if this is your idea of a relationship. Iím not needy but a simple Happy Valentineís Day would have been nice. Not one text to say hi or anything. So...I have some thinking to do.
Sincerely,
Not a pushover
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:34 PM   #5655
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Dear St Patrick's Day
...Now you are real holiday
sincerely waiting for the green
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:37 PM   #5656
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Dear St Patrick day
When are you so I can make sure I am wearing green or
I am at home around no one .
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:45 PM   #5657
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Dear wife,

You suck.

Sincerely,
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:49 PM   #5658
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Dear Happy husband
...i do suck that's why you are happy
sincerely doing my job
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Old 02-15-2018, 04:50 PM   #5659
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Dear Jersey,



Sincerely,
This Bitch
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Dear NOT bitch
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Sincerely the innocent one
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Old 02-15-2018, 05:02 PM   #5661
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Sincerely the innocent one
Bahahahaha! I got nothing. You win!
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Dear you,

You might as well stop arguing, you know you want your legs pinned over your head

SIncerely, the sick perverted bastard
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Old Yesterday, 08:40 PM   #5663
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Dear Ignorant assholes,

For all the people who want to eliminate gun ownership here is a thought. For one thing if someone would have had a weapon the other day such as; front desk, teachers, security guards maybe the death toll would have been much lower.
What do we protect the President with? Guns
What do we protect the Senators with? Guns
What do we protect pass Presidents with? Guns

I could go on and on. If a lunatic has his mind set to kill innocent people he will do it.
Bashing the NRA or gun sellers across the USA will not stop the fact that there is mentally disturbed people with guns. You can get them anywhere.

We need more protection in our school systems....possibly maybe..you think???
An armed guard or two at each school...just a thought.

Sincerely,
Guns don't kill people...people kill people
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Dear you,

Good luck!

Sincerely,
Me
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Dearest
I am sorry my phone is out
and it look like it will be out for
awhile longer.
Genie
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