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Old 01-29-2010, 08:53 PM   #101
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You Were A Redhead Dancer.

Where You Lived: Korea.

How You Died: Buried alive.

Well I don't know.....being buried alive isn't as exciting as crapping myself or being killed in battle while doing the can-can. Hmmph
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:57 PM   #102
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You Were A Redhead Dancer.

Where You Lived: Korea.

How You Died: Buried alive.

Well I don't know.....being buried alive isn't as exciting as crapping myself or being killed in battle while doing the can-can. Hmmph
well nothing is quite as exciting as crapping yourself to death but being buried alive has it's moments I am sure...
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:06 PM   #103
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You Were A Charming Jester.

Where You Lived: Russia.

How You Died: Natural causes.

Hmmmmm ..... Do Charming and Russia even go together? I don't even like vodka. I wonder if anyone could tell if I made up my own ......
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:03 PM   #104
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A diseased philosopher from France that died in battle.

Just like the French to never win a battle. I'm hoping the disease was of the STS variety. I actually like the philosopher part.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:35 PM   #105
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A pain in the ass, lol! Some things never change,
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:17 PM   #106
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Shlomo the Peasant Boy, run over at age 14 by a runaway goat cart
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:39 PM   #107
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An arrogant monk from Austria
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:40 PM   #108
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:40 AM   #109
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My great grandchild.
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:13 PM   #110
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A Saloon girl in the wild wild west I'm sure
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:42 PM   #111
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:05 PM   #112
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A Saloon girl in the wild wild west I'm sure
I can see that! Breaking bottles over cowboys heads.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:07 PM   #113
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A cunt.


I was an asshole. No different this time around. Iím still full of shit.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:39 PM   #114
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I was an asshole. No different this time around. Iím still full of shit.
LOL! Yep...and I'm still a cute cunt here! I think it was in the cards for me to just keep getting fucked.
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:41 PM   #115
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My great grandchild.
Whoa! Wait...whaaat?!! That's some mind bending shit, Alph. You can't post stuff like this when I can't think straight. Dammit!
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Old 06-30-2018, 08:26 AM   #116
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Old 06-30-2018, 08:39 AM   #117
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Old 06-30-2018, 09:53 PM   #118
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You were an ignoramus caveman
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Old 07-01-2018, 03:33 PM   #119
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Old 07-01-2018, 03:37 PM   #120
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:35 PM   #121
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Apparently I lived in Ireland and I was killed in battle.
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:06 PM   #122
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