Worst thing you can say after sex... - Page 28

wayneypoo · 06-10-2018, 04:29 PM

that will be 53$ please

SoCal guy · 06-10-2018, 09:16 PM

You call THAT sex?

Ivan · 06-11-2018, 02:39 AM

Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

Alpheius · 06-11-2018, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivan

Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

I blew up my stick last time?

flake68 · 06-11-2018, 11:36 AM

I'll call you an Uber now

Arcon · 06-11-2018, 11:47 AM

I give you a 1 out of 100

Amonte · 07-01-2018, 06:54 PM

It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue

Cristal · 07-01-2018, 06:55 PM

that's an extra $$

SoCal guy · 08-04-2018, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristal

that's an extra $$

I'll pay you double for that!

SpecialK · 08-04-2018, 01:27 PM

I couldn't help but notice your boil burst near the end... you wanna go clean that up??

drkcloud · 08-08-2018, 12:26 AM

ding ding ding, i think the post above is a winner

David · 08-08-2018, 01:33 AM

Why is it so dry in there?

Ally · 08-08-2018, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David

Why is it so dry in there?

If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) I’d say “I guess you don’t make me wet”

David · 08-08-2018, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ally

If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) I’d say “I guess you don’t make me wet”

Yeah, it works both ways and they're definitely two of the worst things you can say after sex!

gabrielle22 · 08-08-2018, 01:43 AM

that was...adequate

Revenant · 08-08-2018, 09:00 PM

Eww. I feel gross now. I gotta go shower.

Sweet-Tee · 08-08-2018, 09:02 PM

Wait.... that was it?

flirtingenie · 08-08-2018, 10:01 PM

Is it over yet

ilovetospike · 08-08-2018, 10:05 PM

Yawn...what's on the Weather Channel?

Amonte · 08-10-2018, 01:05 PM

Please don't puck off the scabs

Just A Girl · 08-10-2018, 01:12 PM

I think I'm gonna throw up

David · 08-10-2018, 01:14 PM

ummm... you might want to make an appt with your gyno, just sayin'...

Arcon · 08-10-2018, 01:18 PM

I think I am still a virgin

Amonte · 08-10-2018, 02:49 PM

*snore*

flake68 · 08-10-2018, 02:59 PM

"What do you mean that's not your viagina?"

06-10-2018, 04:29 PM	#676
wayneypoo its!ok ill shoot the guy. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Seek and you will find Age: 53 Posts: 6,387 Thanks: 910 Thanked 1,909 Times in 1,439 Posts Blog Entries: 82	that will be 53$ please __________________ no wonder bears hibernate for so long .

07-01-2018, 06:55 PM	#683
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 52 Posts: 12,291 Thanks: 6,136 Thanked 2,951 Times in 2,335 Posts Blog Entries: 56	that's an extra $$ __________________ What if STRONG is all you have left when you have used up all your weak...

08-04-2018, 01:27 PM	#685
SpecialK bent but never broken.. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 52 Posts: 22,242 Thanks: 9,034 Thanked 7,889 Times in 6,227 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I couldn't help but notice your boil burst near the end... you wanna go clean that up?? __________________ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

08-08-2018, 01:43 AM	#690
gabrielle22 Coniglio Fero'c'e Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the Corner Age: 46 Posts: 34,582 Thanks: 19,408 Thanked 16,496 Times in 11,771 Posts Blog Entries: 10	that was...adequate __________________ You gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

08-08-2018, 10:01 PM	#693
flirtingenie Silver Hair Lady Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Arkansas Age: 59 Posts: 17,010 Thanks: 4,563 Thanked 3,800 Times in 3,086 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Is it over yet __________________

06-10-2018, 09:16 PM	#677
SoCal guy Flirting God I Love It Here Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 62 Posts: 12,463 Thanks: 3,705 Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts	You call THAT sex?

06-11-2018, 02:39 AM	#678
Ivan Flirting God Join Date: May 2010 Location: Europe / USA Age: 61 Posts: 12,287 Thanks: 5,383 Thanked 6,648 Times in 4,070 Posts	Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

06-11-2018, 11:36 AM	#680
flake68 Free Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Here and there Age: 50 Posts: 3,931 Thanks: 1,143 Thanked 651 Times in 512 Posts	I'll call you an Uber now

06-11-2018, 11:47 AM	#681
Arcon Everything I do Join Date: Jun 2016 Age: 43 Posts: 8,052 Thanks: 813 Thanked 1,839 Times in 1,602 Posts	I give you a 1 out of 100

07-01-2018, 06:54 PM	#682
Amonte Je vous aimerai toujours Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,920 Thanks: 8,464 Thanked 6,069 Times in 5,014 Posts Blog Entries: 7	It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue

08-08-2018, 12:26 AM	#686
drkcloud live, laugh, love Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: PA Sunny tropical scranton Age: 55 Posts: 4,044 Thanks: 1,207 Thanked 1,020 Times in 751 Posts	ding ding ding, i think the post above is a winner

08-08-2018, 01:33 AM	#687
David Hard as marble... Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: NoCal and DC (and airplanes...lol) Age: 57 Posts: 2,612 Thanks: 487 Thanked 484 Times in 448 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Why is it so dry in there?

08-08-2018, 09:00 PM	#691
Revenant Outlier Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Right next door to Hell Age: 46 Posts: 4,168 Thanks: 83 Thanked 157 Times in 124 Posts	Eww. I feel gross now. I gotta go shower.

08-08-2018, 09:02 PM	#692
Sweet-Tee Live, Laugh, & Love Join Date: May 2009 Age: 51 Posts: 15,547 Thanks: 1,596 Thanked 3,216 Times in 2,674 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Wait.... that was it?

08-08-2018, 10:05 PM	#694
ilovetospike Thread Ruiner Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: neither here nor there Age: 56 Posts: 24,780 Thanks: 3,403 Thanked 8,812 Times in 7,220 Posts	Yawn...what's on the Weather Channel? __________________ I lead the league in eye rolls.

08-10-2018, 01:05 PM	#695
Amonte Je vous aimerai toujours Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,920 Thanks: 8,464 Thanked 6,069 Times in 5,014 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Please don't puck off the scabs

08-10-2018, 01:12 PM	#696
Just A Girl The Notorious J.A.G. Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 45 Posts: 64,825 Thanks: 33,155 Thanked 36,842 Times in 22,873 Posts Blog Entries: 23	I think I'm gonna throw up __________________ *I'm mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself...*

08-10-2018, 01:14 PM	#697
David Hard as marble... Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: NoCal and DC (and airplanes...lol) Age: 57 Posts: 2,612 Thanks: 487 Thanked 484 Times in 448 Posts Blog Entries: 1	ummm... you might want to make an appt with your gyno, just sayin'...

08-10-2018, 01:18 PM	#698
Arcon Everything I do Join Date: Jun 2016 Age: 43 Posts: 8,052 Thanks: 813 Thanked 1,839 Times in 1,602 Posts	I think I am still a virgin __________________ Robin Hood

08-10-2018, 02:49 PM	#699
Amonte Je vous aimerai toujours Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,920 Thanks: 8,464 Thanked 6,069 Times in 5,014 Posts Blog Entries: 7	snore

08-10-2018, 02:59 PM	#700
flake68 Free Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Here and there Age: 50 Posts: 3,931 Thanks: 1,143 Thanked 651 Times in 512 Posts	"What do you mean that's not your viagina?"