Worst thing you can say after sex... - Page 28

wayneypoo · 06-10-2018, 03:29 PM

that will be 53$ please

SoCal guy · 06-10-2018, 08:16 PM

You call THAT sex?

Ivan · 06-11-2018, 01:39 AM

Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

Alpheius · 06-11-2018, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivan

Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

I blew up my stick last time?

flake68 · 06-11-2018, 10:36 AM

I'll call you an Uber now

Arcon · 06-11-2018, 10:47 AM

I give you a 1 out of 100

Amonte · 07-01-2018, 05:54 PM

It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue

Cristal · 07-01-2018, 05:55 PM

that's an extra $$

SoCal guy · 08-04-2018, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristal

that's an extra $$

I'll pay you double for that!

SpecialK · 08-04-2018, 12:27 PM

I couldn't help but notice your boil burst near the end... you wanna go clean that up??

drkcloud · 08-07-2018, 11:26 PM

ding ding ding, i think the post above is a winner

David · 08-08-2018, 12:33 AM

Why is it so dry in there?

Ally · 08-08-2018, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David

Why is it so dry in there?

If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) I’d say “I guess you don’t make me wet”

David · 08-08-2018, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ally

If a guy ever said this to me (not that they would!!) I’d say “I guess you don’t make me wet”

Yeah, it works both ways and they're definitely two of the worst things you can say after sex!

gabrielle22 · 08-08-2018, 12:43 AM

that was...adequate

Revenant · 08-08-2018, 08:00 PM

Eww. I feel gross now. I gotta go shower.

Sweet-Tee · 08-08-2018, 08:02 PM

Wait.... that was it?

flirtingenie · 08-08-2018, 09:01 PM

Is it over yet

ilovetospike · 08-08-2018, 09:05 PM

Yawn...what's on the Weather Channel?

Amonte · 08-10-2018, 12:05 PM

Please don't puck off the scabs

Just A Girl · 08-10-2018, 12:12 PM

I think I'm gonna throw up

David · 08-10-2018, 12:14 PM

ummm... you might want to make an appt with your gyno, just sayin'...

Arcon · 08-10-2018, 12:18 PM

I think I am still a virgin

Amonte · 08-10-2018, 01:49 PM

*snore*

flake68 · 08-10-2018, 01:59 PM

"What do you mean that's not your viagina?"

06-10-2018, 03:29 PM	#676
wayneypoo its!ok ill shoot the guy. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Seek and you will find Age: 53 Posts: 6,327 Thanks: 896 Thanked 1,878 Times in 1,425 Posts Blog Entries: 82	that will be 53$ please __________________ no wonder bears hibernate for so long .

06-10-2018, 08:16 PM	#677
SoCal guy Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 62 Posts: 11,649 Thanks: 3,469 Thanked 2,650 Times in 2,371 Posts	You call THAT sex? __________________ More head, and less headache.

07-01-2018, 05:55 PM	#683
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 52 Posts: 11,704 Thanks: 5,933 Thanked 2,824 Times in 2,221 Posts Blog Entries: 31	that's an extra $$ __________________ It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on; It takes a lot of strength to let go . J.C. Watts

08-04-2018, 12:27 PM	#685
SpecialK not feeling it anymore... Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 52 Posts: 20,324 Thanks: 8,509 Thanked 7,346 Times in 5,745 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I couldn't help but notice your boil burst near the end... you wanna go clean that up?? __________________ Why do they play this music on elevators if we're not supposed to slow dance?

08-08-2018, 12:33 AM	#687
David Cerebral Flirt Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Your Nether Region Age: 57 Posts: 1,741 Thanks: 343 Thanked 324 Times in 299 Posts	Why is it so dry in there? __________________ When you love what you have, you have what you need.

06-11-2018, 01:39 AM	#678
Ivan Flirting God Join Date: May 2010 Location: Europe / USA Age: 61 Posts: 12,113 Thanks: 5,309 Thanked 6,558 Times in 4,011 Posts	Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.

06-11-2018, 10:36 AM	#680
flake68 Free Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Here and there Age: 49 Posts: 3,889 Thanks: 1,120 Thanked 646 Times in 508 Posts	I'll call you an Uber now

06-11-2018, 10:47 AM	#681
Arcon Everything I do Join Date: Jun 2016 Age: 43 Posts: 7,502 Thanks: 756 Thanked 1,703 Times in 1,475 Posts	I give you a 1 out of 100

07-01-2018, 05:54 PM	#682
Amonte (_o_)Y(_o_) Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,722 Thanks: 8,430 Thanked 6,050 Times in 4,995 Posts Blog Entries: 7	It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue

08-07-2018, 11:26 PM	#686
drkcloud live, laugh, love Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: PA Sunny tropical scranton Age: 55 Posts: 3,721 Thanks: 1,175 Thanked 963 Times in 704 Posts	ding ding ding, i think the post above is a winner

08-08-2018, 12:43 AM	#690
gabrielle22 Coniglio Fero'c'e Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the Corner Age: 45 Posts: 34,133 Thanks: 19,166 Thanked 16,334 Times in 11,650 Posts Blog Entries: 10	that was...adequate __________________ You gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

08-08-2018, 08:00 PM	#691
Revenant Flirting God Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Right next door to Hell Age: 46 Posts: 4,030 Thanks: 63 Thanked 100 Times in 77 Posts	Eww. I feel gross now. I gotta go shower.

08-08-2018, 08:02 PM	#692
Sweet-Tee Flirting God Join Date: May 2009 Age: 50 Posts: 15,344 Thanks: 1,578 Thanked 3,171 Times in 2,632 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Wait.... that was it?

08-08-2018, 09:01 PM	#693
flirtingenie Silver Hair Lady Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Arkansas Age: 59 Posts: 16,621 Thanks: 4,443 Thanked 3,705 Times in 3,009 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Is it over yet __________________

08-08-2018, 09:05 PM	#694
ilovetospike Thread Ruiner Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: neither here nor there Age: 55 Posts: 24,780 Thanks: 3,403 Thanked 8,812 Times in 7,220 Posts	Yawn...what's on the Weather Channel? __________________ I lead the league in eye rolls.

08-10-2018, 12:05 PM	#695
Amonte (_o_)Y(_o_) Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,722 Thanks: 8,430 Thanked 6,050 Times in 4,995 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Please don't puck off the scabs

08-10-2018, 12:12 PM	#696
Just A Girl The Notorious J.A.G. Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 45 Posts: 63,227 Thanks: 32,694 Thanked 36,226 Times in 22,452 Posts Blog Entries: 22	I think I'm gonna throw up __________________ *I'm mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself...*

08-10-2018, 12:14 PM	#697
David Cerebral Flirt Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Your Nether Region Age: 57 Posts: 1,741 Thanks: 343 Thanked 324 Times in 299 Posts	ummm... you might want to make an appt with your gyno, just sayin'... __________________ When you love what you have, you have what you need.

08-10-2018, 12:18 PM	#698
Arcon Everything I do Join Date: Jun 2016 Age: 43 Posts: 7,502 Thanks: 756 Thanked 1,703 Times in 1,475 Posts	I think I am still a virgin __________________ Robin Hood

08-10-2018, 01:49 PM	#699
Amonte (_o_)Y(_o_) Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,722 Thanks: 8,430 Thanked 6,050 Times in 4,995 Posts Blog Entries: 7	snore

08-10-2018, 01:59 PM	#700
flake68 Free Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Here and there Age: 49 Posts: 3,889 Thanks: 1,120 Thanked 646 Times in 508 Posts	"What do you mean that's not your viagina?"