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Old 06-10-2018, 03:29 PM   #676
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its!ok ill shoot the guy.
 
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that will be 53$ please
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:16 PM   #677
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You call THAT sex?
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Old 06-11-2018, 01:39 AM   #678
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Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.
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Old 06-11-2018, 05:23 AM   #679
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Kind of a toss up, but I think I stick with my blow up doll next time.
I blew up my stick last time?
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:36 AM   #680
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I'll call you an Uber now
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:47 AM   #681
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I give you a 1 out of 100
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:54 PM   #682
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It broke...I'm sure it won't be an issue
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:55 PM   #683
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that's an extra $$
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