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Old 08-02-2017, 03:59 PM   #1201
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I'm relieved to see yawl above have dropped the passive part.

That's because you are honest folk and don't hide behind multisyllabic words.
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Old 08-02-2017, 05:06 PM   #1202
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I'm relieved to see yawl above have dropped the passive part.

That's because you are honest folk and don't hide behind multisyllabic words.

You are just so into the 'multisyllabic' thing aren't ya??? I know it's b/c of your southern roots ...words like Buttahatchee and Chattahoochee River make you wanna come home ....hmmmmmm (think about for a sec)

  • Buttahatchee River: from the Choctaw words bati (sumac) and hahcha (river).
  • Cahaba and Cahaba River: probable corruption of two Choctaw words oka (water) and uba (above).
  • Chattahoochee River: from the Muskogean words chato (rock) and huchi (marked).
  • Chattooga River: may derive from the Cherokee word jitaaga (chicken) or Muscogee cato (rock).
  • Cheaha Mountain: derived from the Choctaw word chaha (high.
  • Cherokee and Cherokee County: named for the Cherokee tribe.
  • Chickasaw: named for the Chickasaw tribe.
  • Choctaw County: named for the Choctaw tribe.
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Old 08-02-2017, 05:51 PM   #1203
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Old 08-02-2017, 06:27 PM   #1204
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Every single day
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Old 08-02-2017, 06:39 PM   #1205
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The same ones?
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Old 08-02-2017, 06:46 PM   #1206
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Old 08-02-2017, 06:48 PM   #1207
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Not genius, just a mind that's stuck in the gutter
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Old 09-01-2017, 07:41 PM   #1208
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Drive with your cellphone on the steering wheel....really? You almost hit me head on idiot
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:23 PM   #1209
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Dont merit their stupid asses with a response..just smile..drives em wild!
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:26 PM   #1210
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:35 PM   #1211
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I don't need ways.. its normal for me to do it..
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:51 PM   #1212
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I don't need ways.. its normal for me to do it..

Peas in a pod..us two
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:56 PM   #1213
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Peas in a pod..us two
my mere presence does it
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:57 PM   #1214
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my mere presence does it
I know..I sign in..and peeps think.."fuck!"
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Old 10-31-2017, 02:00 PM   #1215
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I know..I sign in..and peeps think.."fuck!"
Do they hang their heads and say oh man.. that fukker again!!!!!!
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Old 10-31-2017, 02:02 PM   #1216
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Do they hang their heads and say oh man.. that fukker again!!!!!!

What I need to do..is start a thread saying.."Show a pic of your reaction when Iceburn signs in to the site"...yes?

Entertaining..or what?
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Old 10-31-2017, 02:15 PM   #1217
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What I need to do..is start a thread saying.."Show a pic of your reaction when Iceburn signs in to the site"...yes?

Entertaining..or what?
you could call it justinmymind
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Old 10-31-2017, 02:16 PM   #1218
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you could call it justinmymind


You bad girl!..stop encouraging me!
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Old 10-31-2017, 03:35 PM   #1219
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Old 10-31-2017, 03:35 PM   #1220
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Old 10-31-2017, 04:07 PM   #1222
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Old 10-31-2017, 06:18 PM   #1223
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