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Old 05-30-2018, 11:04 AM   #10851
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Old 05-30-2018, 11:23 AM   #10852
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:51 PM   #10853
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:53 PM   #10854
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Old 05-31-2018, 12:57 PM   #10855
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Old 05-31-2018, 01:12 PM   #10856
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Old 05-31-2018, 01:30 PM   #10857
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Old 05-31-2018, 01:33 PM   #10858
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Old 05-31-2018, 01:36 PM   #10859
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Old 05-31-2018, 03:47 PM   #10860
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Getting wet....itís raining out.
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Old 07-01-2018, 06:53 PM   #10861
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Same shit as right now?
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:39 PM   #10862
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:43 PM   #10863
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:43 PM   #10864
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:49 PM   #10865
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Old 07-27-2018, 01:46 AM   #10866
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Laying here in bed and imagining my life a year from now and where I want to be. Now to just put things in place to get there.
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Old 07-27-2018, 07:33 AM   #10867
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Baby steps... best way to go sometimes.
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:54 AM   #10868
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:57 AM   #10869
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:37 AM   #10870
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:51 AM   #10871
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You have a beard?? I am loving the beard/scruffy look on men these days.
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:52 AM   #10872
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You have a beard?? I am loving the beard/scruffy look on men these days.
Yep. Going on four years now. I never let it go lumberjack though... so in case youíre into that.
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:54 AM   #10873
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:54 AM   #10874
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Yep. Going on four years now. I never let it go lumberjack though... so in case youíre into that.
Lumberjacks are cool too....the ax and the plaid shirts can be sexy.
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:56 AM   #10875
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Lumberjacks are cool too....the ax and the plaid shirts can be sexy.
In that case.. Iíll grow mine out for four years and get back to you.
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