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Old 07-01-2018, 08:38 PM   #8376
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Something I already knew...give people credit...they will always figure it out
I beg to differ! Give people credit and youíre going to be owed a lot and that means donít hold your breath for repayment. Wait..we are talking about 2 separate things. Nvmd.
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Old 07-01-2018, 09:10 PM   #8377
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that the ones you cared for most know your secrets and use them to their utmost advantage.
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Old 07-01-2018, 09:14 PM   #8378
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that the ones you cared for most know your secrets and use them to their utmost advantage.
I was just thinking the same thing.
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Old 07-17-2018, 08:55 PM   #8379
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How to remove innards from a squid.
It was as fun as it sounds.
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Old 07-17-2018, 08:57 PM   #8380
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How to remove innards from a squid.
It was as fun as it sounds.
But so delicious when you're done.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:03 PM   #8381
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But so delicious when you're done.
You shoulda seen the ink sac on that boy.
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Old Yesterday, 08:27 AM   #8382
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I can still do it but not brilliantly
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Old Yesterday, 09:07 AM   #8383
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that poor planning on someone else's part may actually trigger an emergency on mine. Dammit..!
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What my raise is...

Wow!

I'm appreciated...And Blessed
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Wow!

I'm appreciated...And Blessed
Congratz!!

I am sure you are responsible for many raises as well.
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