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Old 06-29-2018, 10:35 PM   #7276
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Is it cuz it had a rippling effect of how you filled your time? Or that it sucks when the AC is out when itís hot?
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:41 PM   #7277
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Is it cuz it had a rippling effect of how you filled your time? Or that it sucks when the AC is out when itís hot?
A lil bit of column A, a lil bit of column B
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:49 PM   #7278
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:10 PM   #7279
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I got an electric one for desperate times. A girl can never be too careful.

P.S. can I watch?
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:30 PM   #7280
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I got an electric one for desperate times. A girl can never be too careful.

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hers runs on 3 Sears DieHard car batteries..
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:33 PM   #7281
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I got an electric one for desperate times. A girl can never be too careful.

P.S. can I watch?

Now I have the electric slide on my mind

watch NO join YES!!!!! rabbit rabbit ...hook the generator up
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:34 PM   #7282
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hers runs on 3 Sears DieHard car batteries..
its what you sent me
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:54 PM   #7283
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Thatíll get the pistons moving!!!!
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:56 PM   #7284
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Now I have the electric slide on my mind

watch NO join YES!!!!! rabbit rabbit ...hook the generator up


Iíll be your energizer bunny!!!
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Old 06-30-2018, 12:00 AM   #7285
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[quote=sexysaber82;6352446]I got an electric one for desperate times. A girl can never be too careful.

P.S. can I watch? [/QUOTE

I'm jumping on the "Me Too" pussy watching movement. At least you get more action than when you go whale watching. Show us the spout, Jerz.

I have one too and I hid vibe and couldn't find it. I was in a panic. Had to suffer and forfeit my orgasm. It was a sad day. lol Knew I would find, but if I lost the charger for it...I'd tear the house into shambles from searching.
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:49 AM   #7286
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Being at peace with who I am and where I am in life.

Not sure how long this feeling will last so I'll just enjoy it.
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Old 06-30-2018, 02:02 AM   #7287
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:22 PM   #7288
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:25 PM   #7289
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:25 PM   #7290
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:32 PM   #7291
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Old 07-02-2018, 01:41 AM   #7292
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Old 07-03-2018, 03:41 PM   #7293
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:10 PM   #7294
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Old 07-16-2018, 03:50 PM   #7295
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Why do you have friends in quotations? Are we really not your friends? Just using us for your enjoyment? You sick sick puppy! Yep youíre fitting in around here.
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Why do you have friends in quotations? Are we really not your friends? Just using us for your enjoyment? You sick sick puppy! Yep youíre fitting in around here.
Or maybe you're more than "friends" and I just am too shy to say the real words...
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:30 PM   #7299
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