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Old 04-26-2018, 07:50 PM   #7201
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Leaving her alone like I should be...
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Old 04-26-2018, 08:18 PM   #7202
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:50 AM   #7203
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Worrying. For first time in months!

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Old 04-27-2018, 11:36 AM   #7204
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Old 04-27-2018, 01:32 PM   #7205
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peeing, but I feel that first beer piss coming on


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Old 04-27-2018, 09:21 PM   #7206
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:34 PM   #7207
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:37 PM   #7208
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hanging with hubs cause he is working all night

Looking at Jersey's pic cause she deleted it........
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:39 PM   #7209
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peeing, but ill fix that soon
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:54 PM   #7210
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:57 PM   #7211
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Work...I should definitely be doing some work.
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Old 04-28-2018, 03:02 AM   #7212
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Old 04-28-2018, 03:10 AM   #7213
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Old 04-28-2018, 06:31 AM   #7214
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:17 AM   #7215
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:00 PM   #7216
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:48 AM   #7217
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Sleeping. She’s just going to wake me up if I do.
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Old 07-05-2018, 03:55 AM   #7218
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:56 AM   #7219
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:05 PM   #7220
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Watching the Braves with him eck boring baseball
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:28 PM   #7221
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The work scattered all over my desk.
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:31 PM   #7222
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:33 PM   #7223
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I’m not unpacking anymore for now. It’s amazing how much stuff you have to bring for 2 days away with 3 kids. Kinda glad it wasn’t for a whole week!
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:44 PM   #7224
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Trying to stay focus on posting but my mine keep wondering on every thing else that needs to be done.
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Sitting at my desk working like I should
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