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Old 07-06-2018, 02:35 PM   #63401
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What are we talking about..?
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:38 PM   #63402
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I think how much you desire me ?
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:38 PM   #63403
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Can that even be measured..?
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:45 PM   #63404
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What are you trying to measure ?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:23 PM   #63405
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Need to borrow my ruler?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:26 PM   #63406
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Is someone gonna get spanked ?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:27 PM   #63407
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What are you all up to in here..?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:27 PM   #63408
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Raise your hand... Who's been naughty?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:28 PM   #63409
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Do many people fall for that?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:28 PM   #63410
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Why am I the only one raising my hand..?
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:30 PM   #63411
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Sunny - will you hand me that ruler?
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Old 07-08-2018, 12:02 AM   #63412
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Is the ruler in inches or centimeters?
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:08 PM   #63413
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Should we really measure that?
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:39 AM   #63414
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Who's measuring what?
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:46 AM   #63415
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Can we use English weights and measures so I can say "pound feet per inch?"
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:47 AM   #63416
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Are you having a foot stomping problem?
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:51 AM   #63417
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What, did the villagers scatter again?
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Old 07-14-2018, 01:25 AM   #63418
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Did they run when they scattered?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:15 AM   #63419
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Is it a problem if I didn't run?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:28 AM   #63420
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Is there a problem with anything you do?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:38 AM   #63421
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Is it possible to be problem-free?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:43 AM   #63422
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Doesn't that mean you're dead?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:47 AM   #63423
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Isn't it better to avoid that?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:54 AM   #63424
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Is there a way to avoid death? I thought it was inevitable?
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:57 AM   #63425
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I thought that was referring to taxes?
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