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Old 07-04-2018, 09:04 PM   #51
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Wheat or rye?
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:19 PM   #52
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:21 PM   #53
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Let's go again until you finish
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:23 PM   #54
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:24 PM   #55
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Let's go again until you finish
Hmmm usually itís the other way around...
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:43 PM   #56
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Im fine...and mean it lol
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:46 PM   #57
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You'r fine , and that is the truth .

Guess that means I am the perfect woman
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:55 PM   #58
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You'r fine , and that is the truth .

Guess that means I am the perfect woman
I have to agree
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:16 PM   #60
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I can balance a plate of hot wings on my chest
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:18 PM   #61
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I can balance a plate of hot wings on my chest
You need to lick the sauce of the dripped down
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Old 07-09-2018, 08:27 PM   #62
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I just found out that my great uncle died and left me almost $3,000,000, and this is a community property state.
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Old 07-09-2018, 09:01 PM   #63
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I'm sorry, you are right. Let me get you a drink .
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Old 07-09-2018, 09:03 PM   #64
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Wow! I've never cum that hard!
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