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Old 07-04-2018, 09:04 PM   #51
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Wheat or rye?
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:19 PM   #52
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:21 PM   #53
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Let's go again until you finish
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:23 PM   #54
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:24 PM   #55
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Let's go again until you finish
Hmmm usually itís the other way around...
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:43 PM   #56
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Im fine...and mean it lol
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:46 PM   #57
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Im fine...and mean it lol
You'r fine , and that is the truth .

Guess that means I am the perfect woman
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:55 PM   #58
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You'r fine , and that is the truth .

Guess that means I am the perfect woman
I have to agree
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Old 07-09-2018, 04:58 PM   #59
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:16 PM   #60
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I can balance a plate of hot wings on my chest
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:18 PM   #61
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I can balance a plate of hot wings on my chest
You need to lick the sauce of the dripped down
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Old 07-09-2018, 08:27 PM   #62
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I just found out that my great uncle died and left me almost $3,000,000, and this is a community property state.
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Old 07-09-2018, 09:01 PM   #63
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I'm sorry, you are right. Let me get you a drink .
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Old 07-09-2018, 09:03 PM   #64
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Wow! I've never cum that hard!
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Old 11-15-2018, 11:24 PM   #65
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I just want to sucm this for hours
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:36 AM   #66
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What can I do to make you feel like a king today?
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Old 11-16-2018, 02:08 PM   #67
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Probably something like "I don't give a fuck what the perfect woman would say."
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Old 11-16-2018, 02:51 PM   #68
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That Lear, he is quite the guy.
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Old 11-16-2018, 05:00 PM   #69
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Let's have sex like bunnies all weekend!
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Old 05-04-2019, 02:44 PM   #70
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Of course I'll clean up after myself!
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