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Old 06-10-2017, 08:03 PM   #526
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:27 PM   #527
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5 minutes tops
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:41 PM   #528
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Old 06-11-2017, 02:17 AM   #529
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Old 07-03-2018, 03:07 PM   #530
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Never too long
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Old 07-03-2018, 03:09 PM   #531
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who?
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Old 07-03-2018, 04:14 PM   #532
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At tax time, especially if I've cooked the books again.
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Old 07-03-2018, 04:15 PM   #533
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I immediately miss her if I see no signs of her around.
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Old 07-03-2018, 04:57 PM   #534
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As soon as rational thought leaves the newsroom. Who else can keep us in line?
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:23 PM   #535
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Two days ... approximately ...
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:28 PM   #536
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Don’t want to think about it. Don’t go.
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:37 PM   #537
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I adopted her as the fruit of my online loins ... a day without a trace of her would be a bleak day ...
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:49 PM   #538
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Maybe one fine day
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:50 PM   #539
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Wait. When did he come back?
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Old 07-03-2018, 06:12 PM   #540
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I’d notice right away...then i’d have to hunt her down and slip on an ankle bracelet so I know where she is at all times. I’ll never miss her again and she’ll appreciate the great lengths a friend will go
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Old 07-03-2018, 06:25 PM   #541
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a day or two
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Old 07-03-2018, 06:40 PM   #542
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I'd notice. She's a tough girl but I'd worry.
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Old 07-04-2018, 03:03 PM   #543
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Right away, gabs brightens my day for sure
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Old 07-04-2018, 03:18 PM   #544
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Perversely?...pretty soon..Max has been a steadfast member of this ole community...honest as the day is long..a perennial meeter and greeter of new folk..and an all round good guy
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:42 PM   #545
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oh ice, you know this canuck always misses you
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:47 PM   #546
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Don’t know her, but she seems lovely, lively and fun. Keeps this place buzzing. Don’t go missing, Rose. Stay put.
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:49 PM   #547
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No time at all, she brightens the place up that's for sure
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:52 PM   #548
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he knows
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:05 PM   #549
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Straight away, she's making my crochet thong
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:16 PM   #550
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yes sir, a lime green one this time shall look smart on you! Remember you still need to tilt my world right side up,,,,,
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