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Distinquish
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be yourself because everyone else is taken.. |
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Chapter 2
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Flirting God
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![]() Stand right next to them and say "Ah Ha" every second or so.
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![]() turn the bass up high and drive with your windows open... and the music cranked up so that others can't hear their own music...
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![]() once the elevator doors close say "whew.... I couldn't do that out there... excuse me"
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Flirting Guest
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![]() keep staring at them and when they look turn away, and start the whole thing all over again.
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#59 |
this space for rent
I Love It Here
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Can you see me now?
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If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan. |
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Well hello Mr. Mister....
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you must be kinda specialicious er sumthin... Last edited by fly; 03-15-2009 at 12:33 AM. |
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Mighty's sex toy
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![]() play the McDonalds "filet o fish" commercial ringtone, over and over and over
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#64 |
this space for rent
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![]() signal a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
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#66 |
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![]() Keep posting about your girlfriend over and over...puke.
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~vociferous~
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Bite Me
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![]() Text your girl fly when you have to hang up with your man and your crying ... ugh I annoy myself! LOL
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Well hello Mr. Mister....
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WTF??????? You'd BETTER text me then!!!!! You KNOW I don't mind and I got these beefy shoulders to cry on. what ELSE use are they gonna serve me??? lmao
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Bite Me
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I did!!! And beefy??? Ummmmm there is NOTHING beefy about your body! Whew!! Text ya tomorrow girlie!! xoxo
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#71 |
Taking a break...
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~vociferous~
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Super Flirt
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~vociferous~
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oh thats just cruel lol..
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Mighty's sex toy
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