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Old 07-01-2018, 09:38 PM   #8376
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Something I already knew...give people credit...they will always figure it out
I beg to differ! Give people credit and you’re going to be owed a lot and that means don’t hold your breath for repayment. Wait..we are talking about 2 separate things. Nvmd.
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Old 07-01-2018, 10:10 PM   #8377
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that the ones you cared for most know your secrets and use them to their utmost advantage.
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Old 07-01-2018, 10:14 PM   #8378
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that the ones you cared for most know your secrets and use them to their utmost advantage.
I was just thinking the same thing.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:55 PM   #8379
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How to remove innards from a squid.
It was as fun as it sounds.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:57 PM   #8380
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How to remove innards from a squid.
It was as fun as it sounds.
But so delicious when you're done.
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:03 PM   #8381
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But so delicious when you're done.
You shoulda seen the ink sac on that boy.
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:27 AM   #8382
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I can still do it but not brilliantly
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:07 AM   #8383
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that poor planning on someone else's part may actually trigger an emergency on mine. Dammit..!
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Old 07-18-2018, 06:00 PM   #8384
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What my raise is...

Wow!

I'm appreciated...And Blessed
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Old 07-18-2018, 06:11 PM   #8385
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What my raise is...

Wow!

I'm appreciated...And Blessed
Congratz!!

I am sure you are responsible for many raises as well.
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Old 07-21-2018, 01:25 PM   #8386
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I learned a new word....pandiculation.
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Old 07-21-2018, 02:24 PM   #8387
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Nothing I didn’t already know. Just reminded.

Weak sauce.
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Old 07-21-2018, 02:28 PM   #8388
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The greek root of the term “Pachy” means thick.

Might make for a fitting pet name.
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Old 07-22-2018, 07:37 AM   #8389
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This heat is going to continue .. I'm thinking a day in the water is in order
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:28 AM   #8390
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Might be time to add a second cup of coffee to my daily routine.
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:09 PM   #8391
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I need to make all the appt around here.
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:23 PM   #8392
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keep my workouts solo
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:55 PM   #8393
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That I am very allergic to Rainier cherries.
Joy.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:58 PM   #8394
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She’s happy.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:54 PM   #8395
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even I have my limits!
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:47 PM   #8396
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That these kids who are fighting a no win battle with DIGP brain cancer . No cure just radiation to shrink the tumor . Those sweet kiddos and parents have it way worse than what I’ve had on my worse day of treatment. Their parents know they have limited time with their kids, and the kids know also .
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Old 07-27-2018, 01:27 AM   #8397
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That my voice matters even when I’m not thinking straight and ready to lose my shit and being a complete backed up colon.
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Might be time to add a second cup of coffee to my daily routine.
Did that...plus applied face powder, lip gloss, eye drops to soothe the peepers and brushed my long locks today...made my messy mood....look fabulous with a hand and amplified brain jitter that wouldn’t quit.

I made it thru the workday tho. That was my main objective.
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Old 07-27-2018, 09:21 AM   #8399
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Did that...plus applied face powder, lip gloss, eye drops to soothe the peepers and brushed my long locks today...made my messy mood....look fabulous with a hand and amplified brain jitter that wouldn’t quit.

I made it thru the workday tho. That was my main objective.
and long locks are beautiful
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:45 AM   #8400
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That I can push myself that bit extra.
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