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Old 05-02-2018, 12:53 PM   #2176
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Old 05-02-2018, 01:19 PM   #2177
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To pour myself another glass
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Old 05-02-2018, 02:30 PM   #2178
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Old 05-02-2018, 02:51 PM   #2179
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To get out of bed
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Old 05-25-2018, 08:25 PM   #2180
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Took the dog for a long run down the beach this morning my mind is clear now
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:34 PM   #2181
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Saying no to the invitation
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:40 PM   #2182
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Saying no to the invitation
Well if you change your mind, I still have the paddle, monkey, and ice cubes!
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:43 PM   #2183
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Well if you change your mind, I still have the paddle, monkey, and ice cubes!
It was an intriguing offer....but I'm allergic to monkeys, sadly
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:46 PM   #2184
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It was an intriguing offer....but I'm allergic to monkeys, sadly
Iím willing to shave my monkey
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:48 PM   #2185
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Iím willing to shave my monkey


Ok sorry that just threw me off....good thing I didn't have a drink in my mouth when I read that.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:58 PM   #2186
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To not go out to the bar and have a quiet night at home
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Old 06-17-2018, 01:11 AM   #2187
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:49 PM   #2188
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was to shut it down and raise the right finger
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Old 07-04-2018, 08:58 PM   #2189
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Washing my car at 7 am before it got so hot!
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:34 PM   #2190
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I left work early and met up with the gang for a few cold ones
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:36 PM   #2191
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That nap was perfect
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:39 PM   #2192
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To take a me day, so far it's been perfect!
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:52 PM   #2193
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:37 PM   #2194
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Reaching out
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:58 AM   #2195
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keep my mouth shut
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:11 PM   #2196
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:55 PM   #2197
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To just walk in and tell them I'm not gonna be there August 19th...I made my plans back in April...EVERYONE knows I see Luke yearly..

The boss gave me his blessing and just laughed....
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Old 07-17-2018, 06:46 PM   #2198
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To decide to make sure i am okay but it breaks my heart to tell others no when they need me.
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Old 07-17-2018, 07:08 PM   #2199
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To get it together...clean up the casa...and get ready to take kiddo for a dip in the pool. They’ve been patient with me...sorta.
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To just cry , that drop to your knees cry. The cry that stays for hours as the tears run down my face. The cry that I am doing now as I type here. The cry I will do when I go lay done to sleep. Cry myself to sleep.
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