Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-19-2010, 09:36 PM   #26
katydid
Lithium Rocks
 
katydid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Land of Possibilities
Age: 55
Posts: 56,517
Thanks: 24,022
Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts
Blog Entries: 148
katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like
Default

when he agrees to come see you for just one more night...I'm not happy, he obviously said no
katydid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2010, 10:37 PM   #27
Rex
Cristalized
 
Rex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: FEMA Region # 2
Age: 52
Posts: 10,024
Thanks: 1,490
Thanked 3,028 Times in 2,188 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like Rex Is God Like
Default

ending the evening on a positive note.
( did I just say "positive" ? )

i must be slipping
__________________
EVERY ILLEGAL VOTE IS VIOLATION OF MY CIVIL RIGHTS
Rex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 04:45 AM   #28
scoobertina
scoobalicious
 
scoobertina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Age: 53
Posts: 77,516
Thanks: 21,174
Thanked 18,158 Times in 12,293 Posts
Blog Entries: 87
scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like
Default

waking up and knowing he is there... going to sleep with a smile on my face... enjoying the whole day... with him...
__________________
scoobertina is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 05:21 AM   #29
Big O
Flirting God
 
Big O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
Age: 62
Posts: 28,191
Thanks: 3,050
Thanked 3,690 Times in 3,073 Posts
Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like
Default

is waking up and there is no dirt over me,,,,,
Big O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 05:55 AM   #30
naughtym36
Super Flirt
 
naughtym36's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Metro Atlanta
Age: 46
Posts: 229
Thanks: 6
Thanked 25 Times in 17 Posts
naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute naughtym36 has a reputation beyond repute
Default

spicy french fries and a jug of milk on a Sunday afternoon.
__________________
---
Just a funny, intelligent, rich guy (oh, and modest too ...!)
naughtym36 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 07:40 AM   #31
katydid
Lithium Rocks
 
katydid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Land of Possibilities
Age: 55
Posts: 56,517
Thanks: 24,022
Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts
Blog Entries: 148
katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like
Default

finding someone who treats you always as if he is "the one". Even if there are 20 of them out there.
katydid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 07:47 AM   #32
Chrysalis.
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Age: 52
Posts: 31,575
Thanks: 5,260
Thanked 8,909 Times in 6,216 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like Chrysalis. Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by katydid2 View Post
finding someone who treats you always as if he is "the one". Even if there are 20 of them out there.
Happiness is knowing Katy has 20 of them out there.

Now share would ya!

Happiness is seeing my friends happy.
Chrysalis. is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Chrysalis. For This Useful Post:
katydid (01-20-2010)
Old 01-20-2010, 07:53 AM   #33
katydid
Lithium Rocks
 
katydid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Land of Possibilities
Age: 55
Posts: 56,517
Thanks: 24,022
Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts
Blog Entries: 148
katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like katydid Is God Like
Default

finding at least one person to love you the way I was loved. I know I contradicted myself. Just in case there aren't any more out there.
katydid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2010, 07:56 AM   #34
yaser
Flirting God
 
yaser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Age: 73
Posts: 40,081
Thanks: 4
Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,421 Posts
yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like yaser Is God Like
Default

Happiness is to be able to stand up on your feet in spite of all crises in someone's life.Stand up and go on standing up firmly.
__________________

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
yaser is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to yaser For This Useful Post:
MuchachitaSpice (01-20-2010)
Old 01-20-2010, 08:11 AM   #35
leggy
Sa... Mooch!
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 56
Posts: 16,613
Thanks: 4,974
Thanked 4,181 Times in 3,254 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

Managing to find something good out of something you cannot control... geezzzzzz must be the cold medicind
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to leggy For This Useful Post:
MuchachitaSpice (01-20-2010)
Old 01-20-2010, 09:38 AM   #36
MuchachitaSpice
**Unapproachable**
 
MuchachitaSpice's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 16,996
Thanks: 1,319
Thanked 4,061 Times in 2,516 Posts
Blog Entries: 45
MuchachitaSpice has disabled reputation
Default

...is the feeling you get when you tell someone you love them and you really mean it.
MuchachitaSpice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 11:53 AM   #37
livin42day
Break Time
 
livin42day's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: California
Age: 50
Posts: 2,819
Thanks: 112
Thanked 182 Times in 161 Posts
livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like livin42day Is God Like
Default

waking up to someone holding you
__________________


I'm an angel, honest!
The horns are just there to keep the halo straight...
livin42day is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 12:06 PM   #38
sweet
 
sweet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Age: 39
Posts: 13,067
Thanks: 5,090
Thanked 2,631 Times in 1,658 Posts
sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like sweet Is God Like
Default

Happiness is having people in my life who truly love and care about me.
sweet is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to sweet For This Useful Post:
scoobertina (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 12:31 PM   #39
scoobertina
scoobalicious
 
scoobertina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Age: 53
Posts: 77,516
Thanks: 21,174
Thanked 18,158 Times in 12,293 Posts
Blog Entries: 87
scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like scoobertina Is God Like
Default

happiness is a roof over my head.. a job I enjoy... loving and healthy children.. and knowing that I love myself... now.. I can let someone else love me too!
__________________
scoobertina is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to scoobertina For This Useful Post:
Jaybird (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 07:42 PM   #40
Engineer-in-action
Lurking ... on occasion
I'm A Flirt
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Age: 52
Posts: 653
Thanks: 60
Thanked 100 Times in 82 Posts
Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute Engineer-in-action has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Happiness is mutual neck nibbling ... of course, there's another thread for that, too!
Engineer-in-action is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 09:01 PM   #41
Sneaky
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Age: 47
Posts: 26,879
Thanks: 13,097
Thanked 11,466 Times in 7,237 Posts
Blog Entries: 18
Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like Sneaky Is God Like
Default

Letting go of the past, moving forward, and not reacting to silly desperate things anymore.
Sneaky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Sneaky For This Useful Post:
Cy (02-08-2010), Jaybird (02-01-2010), Tempest (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 09:10 PM   #42
Jaybird
...
 
Jaybird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Florida
Age: 51
Posts: 5,337
Thanks: 1,276
Thanked 1,136 Times in 917 Posts
Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like Jaybird Is God Like
Default

is having control of the remote
__________________
Silence is Golden.. Duct Tape is Silver.
Jaybird is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Jaybird For This Useful Post:
Tempest (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 09:22 PM   #43
xyJohnny
Flirting God
 
xyJohnny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Jamestown, New York
Age: 62
Posts: 2,450
Thanks: 6
Thanked 146 Times in 142 Posts
xyJohnny has disabled reputation
Default

Accomplishing something, feeling that it was worth while
xyJohnny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 10:00 PM   #44
so_very_fine
I have new glasses
 
so_very_fine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Age: 50
Posts: 3,310
Thanks: 1,352
Thanked 1,113 Times in 803 Posts
so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like so_very_fine Is God Like
Default

a very big bed and great sheets!
so_very_fine is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to so_very_fine For This Useful Post:
Tempest (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 10:06 PM   #45
surfking
Romantic
 
surfking's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maryland
Age: 46
Posts: 327
Thanks: 0
Thanked 44 Times in 43 Posts
surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute surfking has a reputation beyond repute
Default

no such thing
__________________
surfking is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 10:12 PM   #46
Shawn
Forum Surfer
 
Shawn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Greatest place on earth
Age: 46
Posts: 25,043
Thanks: 7,605
Thanked 17,608 Times in 9,224 Posts
Blog Entries: 58
Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute Shawn has a reputation beyond repute
Default

A quiet spot where you can collect your thoughts and regroup.
__________________
My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.
Shawn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Shawn For This Useful Post:
Tempest (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 10:23 PM   #47
Ally
Je ne sais pas
 
Ally's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 40
Posts: 19,549
Thanks: 5,979
Thanked 7,485 Times in 4,919 Posts
Blog Entries: 27
Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like Ally Is God Like
Default

Happiness is recognizing those moments where your brain stops analyzing/thinking/wondering and you just live in the moment and enjoy.

I had one of those today with my daughter. Pure joy.
Ally is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Ally For This Useful Post:
Cy (02-08-2010), Tempest (02-01-2010)
Old 02-01-2010, 10:30 PM   #48
Coderunner
Flirting God
 
Coderunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a space between fantesy and reality
Age: 71
Posts: 1,275
Thanks: 13
Thanked 85 Times in 72 Posts
Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute Coderunner has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Happiness is being satisfied with with today for what it is and still being able to believe tomorrow can be better.
__________________
Yesterday is History. Tomorrow a Mystery. Today is a Gift. Maybe that is why we call it the Present.
Coderunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2010, 10:32 PM   #49
Tempest
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 45
Posts: 13,707
Thanks: 4,980
Thanked 2,883 Times in 2,258 Posts
Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like Tempest Is God Like
Default

Coming in here and getting a smile from what makes my friends happy
Tempest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-02-2010, 09:39 PM   #50
Triplore
Married And Flirting
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Age: 51
Posts: 42
Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts
Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute Triplore has a reputation beyond repute
Default

the first breath of the morning, feeling the cool grass beneath your feet.. the smell after a rain..
Triplore is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:23 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.