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Old 07-08-2018, 09:27 PM   #11351
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Swedish Band Fetish. Shush. Probably shoulda seen that crush music thread coming

Freckles were the bane of my existence as a kid. As a grown up I can cover them or let them shine through. They make me a tad more approachable than I would otherwise be

I love cosplay. Changing my appearance. Make believe in real life. It's amazing what makeup and hair and clothes that hint at what people expect to see will do.
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:59 PM   #11352
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I don't like to be told NO

I like to broke my hubby hand off when I had my daughter

I go for a check up tomorrow morning.
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:16 PM   #11353
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Im a give more than I take.

I speak my mind in a polite way.

I am persistent.
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:21 PM   #11354
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I’d rather make you smile than make you cry

I don’t take myself to seriously

I’m more competitive than I should be
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Old 07-08-2018, 10:23 PM   #11355
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I love steampunk music....

I never hold a grudge... at least not for very long...

my mind is a vast wasteland of useless information.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:19 PM   #11356
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I can be mindless....

Overly deep...

I will always be me.

Those who love me will be there regardless...

The rest...well...yanno how it goes.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:24 PM   #11357
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I'm ridiculous.


I'm a legend in my own mind.


I like Star Trek AND Star Wars.
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:32 PM   #11358
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I love bananas but I cannot eat them ~potassium~~
I drink way more beer than I should during the hot summer
I have a torn meniscus in my left knee which kills me sometimes
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:56 PM   #11359
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I am bald
I think even when I'm sleeping
Where ever I go I always find 2 exits
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:06 PM   #11360
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Been MIA for a while

Miss this place when life gets busy

I love spending time here
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Old 07-14-2018, 11:01 AM   #11361
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I'm only mean if the situation calls for it
I sit with my back to the wall
I hate any forms of meat
I'm having to eat meat right now
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Old 07-14-2018, 11:13 AM   #11362
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I give presentations
I keep an eye on my neighbors
I buy most of my clothes before I try them on
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