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Old 07-12-2018, 05:47 PM   #35401
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consequences don't matter if you tell the truth
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:47 PM   #35402
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truth or dare can be a fun game.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:37 PM   #35403
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game played outside is fun
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:07 AM   #35404
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fun and games until someone loses an eye
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:07 PM   #35405
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Eye can see clearly now the rain is gone.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:11 PM   #35406
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Gone where though?
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:17 PM   #35407
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:32 PM   #35408
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Me, myself and I basically all mean the same thing.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:36 PM   #35409
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Thing is...I really enjoy a good kiss.
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:41 PM   #35410
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kiss you where, did you say?
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:50 PM   #35411
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Say it like you mean it.
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:51 PM   #35412
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it is very easy, when you know what you are doing.
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:54 PM   #35413
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doing the wrong thing sometimes feels so right
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:12 PM   #35414
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Right or wrong, it has to be done
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Old 07-25-2018, 11:51 AM   #35415
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Done and dusted.. Wednesday is over.
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Old 07-25-2018, 03:23 PM   #35416
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Over here in the UK we're having a heatwave.
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Old 07-25-2018, 03:24 PM   #35417
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Heatwaves are covering the world
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:45 AM   #35418
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World Wide Prestige had potential to be a strong company.
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:47 AM   #35419
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Company parties can either be exciting and a whole lot of fun or a total snore!
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:56 AM   #35420
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Snore is what I do when I'm asleep sometimes.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:06 AM   #35421
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Sometimes you just have to take a step back.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:11 AM   #35422
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Back and forth can be fun.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:13 AM   #35423
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Fun is best shared with someone else.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:21 AM   #35424
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Else you do it or you don't do it and then regret it.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:23 AM   #35425
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It seems to change all the time.
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