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Old 07-05-2018, 09:09 PM   #32576
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I'm jealous... I just had breast...



Don't tell all our secrets !
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:10 PM   #32577
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Don't tell all our secrets !
it's a fowl secret..
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:14 PM   #32578
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want to take that dude and..... ahh just funning ya
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:29 PM   #32579
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Can be at lost for words sometimes.
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:31 PM   #32580
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I'm in a bitchy mood
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:35 PM   #32581
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I'm in a bitchy mood
You came to the right place if youíre looking for a change.

My alias is Dr. Feelgood..I got you!
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:38 PM   #32582
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If I get one more phone call telling me what my mom has done or have done in the past

I can't promise I will stay my calm and cool self.
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Old 07-08-2018, 12:12 PM   #32583
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was too lazy and hot to see her this morning.
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Old 07-08-2018, 12:21 PM   #32584
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I am a kid in heart.
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Old 07-20-2018, 08:56 PM   #32585
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I am annoyed that my little one’s dad switched weekends on me at the last minute....again. No social life for this one for awhile.
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Old 07-20-2018, 09:09 PM   #32586
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Never watch the news any more only the weather channel. Simply tired of all the bullshit media lies.
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:24 AM   #32587
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Have no idea how I twisted my knee.
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:39 AM   #32588
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I’m feeling like it’s gonna be a sassy Saturday.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:47 AM   #32589
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have a lot of work to do...and I am not getting much done at the moment.
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Old 07-23-2018, 12:08 PM   #32590
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I want a mypillow bed topper but don't want to pay a thousand dollars!!
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:08 PM   #32591
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am probably not as funny as I think I am today.
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Old 07-23-2018, 08:32 PM   #32592
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I have never bought anything off of Amazon. I might be one of very few in North America in this club.
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:34 PM   #32593
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am trying real hard to be a nicer person.
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:46 PM   #32594
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am exhausted today.
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:47 PM   #32595
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Put your feet up, have some wine, make everyone else do all the work
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:51 PM   #32596
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need to get up a check on my laundry
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Old 07-30-2018, 06:30 PM   #32597
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Need to address this problem with her but am afraid it will only make her defensive and make things worse as it did last time. So much for open and honest communication
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Old 07-30-2018, 07:18 PM   #32598
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Had a good good day today.
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:57 PM   #32599
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am looking for a little consistency.
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Old 07-31-2018, 01:37 PM   #32600
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I have been searching for the cooking thread
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