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Old 06-23-2011, 04:26 PM   #251
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Now you're speaking my language.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:29 PM   #252
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dear sunshine,

if i were truly speaking your language, my tone would be guttural, my lips sloppy with saliva and my speech impeded.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:31 PM   #253
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Dear smart ass,

If you were really good it wouldn't be saliva.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:32 PM   #254
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dear sunshine,

if you were really that long, it would be.

sincerely,
i'm sad i won't be gagging
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:37 PM   #255
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Dear won't be,

Turn around and I'll give you the angry inch.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:42 PM   #256
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dear angry,

can you give it to me twice so i'm sated?

sincerely,
i'm already turned around
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:44 PM   #257
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Dear smartass:

I hate to report, it's nap time for me. Hope I'll see you around later, alligator.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:45 PM   #258
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dear cockbloc..i mean katy,

xoxo. don't sleep more than 20 minutes, it'll kill you later.

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:46 PM   #259
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Dear turned,

I'll throw in a tongue, three fingers, and my big toe if that's what works for you.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:47 PM   #260
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Dear C

Its been a blast hasn't it!

Sincerely with Love
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:49 PM   #261
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dear versatile,

ever the charmer, eh?

sincerely,
you had me at big toe
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:49 PM   #262
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Dear virgochick,
thanks
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:51 PM   #263
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Dear Punky,

I'm so glad you're home!

Sincerely yours,
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:52 PM   #264
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ever the charmer, eh?

sincerely,
you had me at big toe
Get over here and lean on the hood of the car...

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Old 06-23-2011, 04:57 PM   #265
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Dear S & S

Things have certainly improved in here !!!

*grins*

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Old 06-23-2011, 05:00 PM   #266
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Dear Princess,
You look lovely today.

Sincerely
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:01 PM   #267
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Dear princess,

I'd love to help you forget hockey somehow.

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Old 06-23-2011, 05:01 PM   #268
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Dear Mr. Romance

Is that red rose for me? Pluck the thorns though.

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Old 06-23-2011, 05:02 PM   #269
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Dear Sunshine

The only way you can make me forget about hockey is to show me your "puck".

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Old 06-23-2011, 05:03 PM   #270
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Dear Rocketman
why are you thanking me? lol But um you're welcome...I think
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:04 PM   #271
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Dear C,

When can I expect the delivery of my car?

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Dear ME,
Is your smile always this charming?

Sincerely,
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:05 PM   #273
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Dear fan,

I'll shoot it home.

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Dear Sunshine

What is that saying??? With sufficient thrust, pigs fly......but in this case we will substitute the word "puck".....

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Old 06-23-2011, 05:11 PM   #275
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Dear bad,

Call it what ever you want. I can supply sufficient thrust.

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