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Old 06-21-2011, 11:30 PM   #101
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Dear thong,

I was on a sabbatical. BTW...who's wearing it?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:31 PM   #102
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dear confused and horny,

i'd refer you to my album, but that would be shameless self promotion and i'm working on that aspect of my personality

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:31 PM   #103
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Dear nun
that might be a full time job

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:32 PM   #104
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Dear Confused and horny:

Really sorry about your dire straits, but you must follow proper rules and regulations or you may not see the naked pictures.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:32 PM   #105
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dear impressed (and leeb),

black and white hides a multitude of sins and cottage cheese.

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i'm 47 of course i have a little cellulite, just like kim kardashian
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:32 PM   #106
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Dear confused, horny and undecided

Can you pick just one? All three are kind of unattractive together. Dont' you agree.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:33 PM   #107
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Dear Kim wanna be
I cannot tell. Can we do a two page spread please??

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:34 PM   #108
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Dear shameless self promoter listening to marvin gaye:

Again, I direct you to libra. She is responsible for all the naughty girl photos.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:34 PM   #109
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dear friend,

i think confused, horny and undecided is a perfect name for a man, no?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:34 PM   #110
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Dear friend,

Are you saying I can't have them all?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:35 PM   #111
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dear cellulite inspector,

i'm not sure i'd be able to get my legs back together after spreading them that far

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Dear more is better
I was referring to your names.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:36 PM   #113
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Dear age promoter
Im sure we can find many volunteers to stretch you out
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:37 PM   #114
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Dear 47,

I have seen your profile....don't you mean 27?

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Dear nun,

Don't you have any pics of what's under the nun gear?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:39 PM   #116
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dear boy and girls,

i'm going to bed. this was almost as fun as trying to decipher who the x was.

sincerely,
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:40 PM   #117
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dear very impressed,

if i wasn't so tired, you'd be in my panties already.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:40 PM   #118
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Dear curious
Come and confess, my son. You might take a peek if confession is entertaining enough.
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:40 PM   #119
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dear all of you above

wow I'm confused
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:42 PM   #120
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Dear virgo:

Me too. I just left for five minutes!

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:43 PM   #121
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Dear nun,

In that case...it will be a little more than a peek.

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Dear confused and Katy,

No worries...the nun sells cliff notes.

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Dear Katy

do you know what happened today...oh wait nevermind I don't wanna know...or do I
curious not so curious me
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Dear Altar Boy
when nun rebels things might be more than you can handle

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Dear nun,

I am reading preemptive Hail Marys just in case.

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