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Old 07-04-2011, 09:26 PM   #1251
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Dear Master-bater,

Pudding? Really???


somewhat curious,
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:28 PM   #1252
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Dear I Like Spunky

I was just thinking ( which can be dangerous ) that a "Canadian is sort of like an "American" but without the gun....

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:30 PM   #1253
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Dear dg,

Can I EVER eat pudding again?

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:34 PM   #1254
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Dear MSU,

Lick it, don't eat it.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:34 PM   #1255
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Dear Thinking Seriously,

Possibly. We do like our guns. And our beer. But not our hockey.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:39 PM   #1256
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Dear Southerner At Heart

So you are a southerner at heart. What about the rest of your body? Does it point north? East? West?

Don't like hockey huh......

Does this make you as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes?

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:43 PM   #1257
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Dear Nosy Canuck,

The rest of my body ALWAYS faces East. I just don't know much about hockey to be interested in it. And I am VERY wholesome. I'm saving myself for... Ahh who am I kidding?

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:48 PM   #1258
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Dear Savvy,

Count me as one who ADORES hockey, watched Free Agent Frenzy on Friday after work on TSN here in America and can't wait for October 6th..

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:50 PM   #1259
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Dear MSU,

No one likes a suckup. Just kidding... carry on with your hockey-liking self.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:50 PM   #1260
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Dear Not Very Good At Making Things Up

So you can't act, but can you dance?
Are you saying your thoughts are a no go zone????

Guess this means I am not gonna break your pickle.......

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:52 PM   #1261
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Dear Behaving in Canada,

Let me go get my cougar translator and get back to you.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:53 PM   #1262
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Dear SB:

Really. No one likes a "suck-up"? Damn. I've been misinformed.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:54 PM   #1263
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Dear Game On

Look at you. I am impressed. I think.

But then again there are very few problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of gun powder.....lol

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:54 PM   #1264
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Dear my only daughter,

Thank you for going to bed early tonight. Please stay there til the morning.

Sincerely, loving mommy
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Dear my only daughter,

Thank you for going to bed early tonight. Please stay there til the morning.

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:55 PM   #1266
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Dear SB

The cougar translator just arrived. Hi Katy.

LOL

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:56 PM   #1267
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Dear Confused Katy,

You're thinking about the wrong kind of suck. And YES... everyone likes that kind of suck up.

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Old 07-04-2011, 10:31 PM   #1268
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Dear SB:

Can you explain the difference to me? I'm a little bit confused. What's the good kind?

Sincerely,
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:35 PM   #1269
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Dear Katy,

My mistake... I thought you talking about something else entirely. Guess I'm not that smart of a playmate.

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Dear Sleepy Girl

You should be thinking about giving your soft, lumpy pillow some head.

Sincerely

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Old 07-04-2011, 10:37 PM   #1271
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You should be thinking about giving your soft, lumpy pillow some head.

Sincerely

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Dear Yawning in Castle,

You sound like my wife. That's the closest "head" I ever get!

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Dear SB:

Don't go getting all surly on me now. I'm sorry. I know what kind of sucking you meant.

Sincerely,
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Dear Yawning,

I want to be a pillow at this very moment.

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Old 07-04-2011, 10:39 PM   #1274
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Dear Katy,

I would look up surly but I'm afraid that would just confuse me even more.

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Dear Katy----

This may help......



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