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Old 06-24-2011, 12:33 PM   #1
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From a recent article on CNN:

Boys, read through the following list: do you have more than 2 of these offending items in your bedroom? Not good.

1. Pajama pants that are anything other than plaid. (Especially ones with baseballs, smiley faces, scrabble tiles, food items, clouds, or cats.)

2. Lame stolen street signs

3. Old bowl of Mac N'Cheese

4. Black lights.

5. Gilmore Girls on DVD

6. Condom wrappers/used condoms

7. Glade candles everywhere.

8. Large stuffed animals, emphasis on the plural.

9. Pictures of ex-girlfriend on display.

10. That poster of Albert Einstein with his tongue sticking out. Or Scarface poster. Or that poster from Animal House. Or a Bob Marley poster.

What else, what else? What should we add to the list? (And, guys -- what don't you want to see in a girl's bedroom?)
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:36 PM   #2
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:39 PM   #3
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:40 PM   #4
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:41 PM   #6
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Old 06-24-2011, 05:33 PM   #8
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From a recent article on CNN:

Boys, read through the following list: do you have more than 2 of these offending items in your bedroom? Not good.

1. Pajama pants that are anything other than plaid. (Especially ones with baseballs, smiley faces, scrabble tiles, food items, clouds, or cats.)

Only one pair..with UT and footballs all over them

2. Lame stolen street signs

Come on..it says "Barkiss Blvd" - how could I not?

3. Old bowl of Mac N'Cheese

What's "old"?

4. Black lights.

Have you seen cum stains under the black light??? Damn cool!

5. Gilmore Girls on DVD

The girls are HAWT!!!

6. Condom wrappers/used condoms

Well, I don't just have them lying around. I have the well organized, and labeled with the girl's name and date/time it was used.

7. Glade candles everywhere.

I have gas problems at night...forgive me for wanting it to smell nice when I wake up.

8. Large stuffed animals, emphasis on the plural.

What do you use on those lonely nights?

9. Pictures of ex-girlfriend on display.

Awww...memory lane...

10. That poster of Albert Einstein with his tongue sticking out. Or Scarface poster. Or that poster from Animal House. Or a Bob Marley poster.

How about the Farrah Fawcett one?




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Old 06-27-2011, 04:40 PM   #14
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