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Old 12-12-2017, 11:48 PM   #476
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Russian hookers peeing on his matttress.

Aw, cmon, other than the peeing part I see nothing wrong with the other stuff.
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:59 PM   #477
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Aw, cmon, other than the peeing part I see nothing wrong with the other stuff.
Regarding the Xbox, perhaps there should only be one joystick in the bedroom?
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Old 12-13-2017, 10:21 AM   #478
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Old 12-13-2017, 08:52 PM   #479
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Old 12-14-2017, 07:24 PM   #480
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:27 PM   #481
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Old 12-15-2017, 12:29 AM   #482
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Old 12-15-2017, 05:05 PM   #483
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Old 12-15-2017, 05:18 PM   #484
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Old 12-15-2017, 05:19 PM   #485
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:03 AM   #486
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Old 12-16-2017, 02:49 PM   #487
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Old 12-16-2017, 03:07 PM   #488
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Old 12-16-2017, 03:24 PM   #490
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Old 12-16-2017, 03:25 PM   #491
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:34 PM   #492
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:52 PM   #493
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Old 07-11-2018, 03:08 PM   #494
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Old 07-11-2018, 03:25 PM   #495
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:00 PM   #496
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you're saying I should remodel??
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Not at all! As long as it's tasteful... and the woman you're currently with, her panties are on top
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Not at all! As long as it's tasteful... and the woman you're currently with, her panties are on top
I haven't had to worry about that one for some time now... maybe I should wash the collection though..
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I haven't had to worry about that one for some time now... maybe I should wash the collection though..
NO! You'll remove all of the natural scent that they produce
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