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Old 12-12-2006, 01:51 AM   #1
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In a Past Life... http://images.blogthings.com/pastlif.../past-life.jpg You Were: A Blind Magician.

Where You Lived: Greece.

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Old 12-12-2006, 08:34 PM   #2
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You Were: An Insane Astrologer.

Where You Lived: South Africa.

How You Died: In Childbirth.
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:37 PM   #3
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In a Past Life...You Were: A Mute Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Cyprus.

How You Died: Hung for treason.


Well...guess I ate meat either way...lol


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Old 12-12-2006, 09:16 PM   #4
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You Were: An Albino Chief.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: Decapitation.


Ouch!
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:17 PM   #5
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You Were: An Albino Chief.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: Decapitation.


Ouch!
Which head?...Hmmmmmm.....
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:35 PM   #6
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***In a Past Life...***


You Were: A Gentle Warrior.

Where You Lived: France.

How You Died: Consumption.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:43 PM   #7
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You Were: A Gentle Warrior.

Where You Lived: France.

How You Died: Consumption.
See...consumption sounds like a nice way to die.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:46 PM   #8
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lol I agree
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:50 PM   #9
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lol I agree
I got decapitation!!! What the hell!
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:53 PM   #10
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In a Past Life...

You Were: A Friendly Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Thailand.

How You Died: Hung for treason.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:57 PM   #11
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lol lucky you
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Damn, I wanted to be the Belly Dancer!
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You Were: A Friendly Belly Dancer.

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How You Died: Hung for treason.
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:43 PM   #13
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In a Past Life...


You Were: An Evil Mathematician.

Where You Lived: Germany.

How You Died: The Plague.



I haven't crunched the numbers on this yet, but I think that its just sick!!
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:30 AM   #14
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You Were: A Redhead Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Ukraine.

How You Died: Buried alive.


Oh how lovely, buried alive!
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:34 AM   #15
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Oh dear buried alive, well if I was buried alive you would know where I was as there would be a new hill to be seen. My secret weapon would be hand reared to bring people to me, I wouldnt panic.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:09 AM   #16
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You Were: An Arrogant Undertaker.

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How You Died: Killed in Battle
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:16 AM   #17
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You Were: A Friendly Jester.

Where You Lived: Japan.

How You Died: Killed in Battle.

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Old 12-13-2006, 08:18 AM   #18
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You Were: A Friendly Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Thailand.

How You Died: Hung for treason.
A traitor of belly dancers....???? Hang her i say!!!
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:19 AM   #19
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You Were: A Redhead Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Ukraine.

How You Died: Buried alive.


Oh how lovely, buried alive!
I guess i was the one to bury Pixie....lol...
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:48 AM   #20
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I guess i was the one to bury Pixie....lol...

Lol...well contemplating that philisophically...
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:12 AM   #21
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In a Past Life...


You Were: A Genius Dancer.
Where You Lived: Saudi Arabia.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

Genius, maybe. Dancer? No way. i have two left feet. This couldn't be me...
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:18 AM   #22
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In a prior life...

You Were: A Gorgeous Dancer.

Where You Lived: Greece.

How You Died: Decapitation.
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:32 AM   #23
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Damn, I wanted to be the Belly Dancer!
We have abundance... Must have been around
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:33 AM   #24
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You Were: A Gorgeous Dancer.

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How You Died: Decapitation.
Were closer to me..But now it takes days to reach you.
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:37 AM   #25
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You Were: A Genius Dancer.
Where You Lived: Saudi Arabia.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

Genius, maybe. Dancer? No way. i have two left feet. This couldn't be me...
True but last part not acceptable.
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