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Old 12-13-2006, 10:46 AM   #26
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In a Past Life...

You Were: An Obese Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Japan.

How You Died: Dysentery.
I think it was true...I overeat today too.But I know the reason:I need a woman urgently now.

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Old 12-13-2006, 02:23 PM   #27
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You Were: A Mute Mathematician.

Where You Lived: Mexico.

How You Died: In Childbirth


I was Mute , I bet my Husband loved that !!
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:27 PM   #28
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***In a Past Life...***

You Were: A Greasy Poet.

Where You Lived: Russia.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.

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A greasy poet? Are there any other types?

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Hmm....probably explains how I died...being greasy and all...
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:31 PM   #29
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***In a Past Life...***

You Were: A Greasy Poet.

Where You Lived: Russia.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.

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A greasy poet? Are there any other types?



Hmm....probably explains how I died...being greasy and all...

LOL A Greasy Poet at that
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:02 PM   #30
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]You Were: a banished assasin

Where You Lived: China

How You Died: buried alive

Hmmmmmmmmm ......... I always thought myself to be a good guy!
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:06 PM   #31
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You Were: A Ditzy Mathematician.

Where You Lived: Central Africa.

How You Died: In Childbirth.


Who Were You In a Past Life?
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:46 PM   #32
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You Were: An African Tribal Princess

Where You Lived: Namibia

How You Died: Jumping from a cliff to prove I was just as brave as any man! And just as stupid too
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:09 PM   #33
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You Were: An African Tribal Princess

Where You Lived: Namibia

How You Died: Jumping from a cliff to prove I was just as brave as any man! And just as stupid too


Lol....I can kinda picture that....
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:54 PM   #34
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Old 12-16-2006, 03:14 PM   #35
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A celibate monk!!
Just like in this life
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Old 12-16-2006, 03:20 PM   #36
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You Were: Friendly Warrior

Where You Lived: Austria

How You Died: Natural Causes
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4. Never have regrets. Learn from your mistakes and misfortunes. Know that life is one big test. You can pass it if you learn from the pop quizzes along the way.
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:38 PM   #37
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You Were: An Insane Poet.

Where You Lived: Spain.

How You Died: Natural causes.
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:59 PM   #38
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***In a Past Life...***


You Were: A Greasy Poet.

Where You Lived: Quebec.

How You Died: In Childbirth.


... well at least I'm not insane! Ok... so it is just according to some stupid blog thing... it did say so... really ... it's right there in black and white...
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:18 PM   #39
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Lol....I can kinda picture that....
I'mnot sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing....
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:19 PM   #40
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I'mnot sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing....

It's a good thing...lol


Cherokee....
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Old 12-17-2006, 02:49 AM   #41
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You Were: A Genius Warrior.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: Decapitation.
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:03 AM   #42
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Where You Lived: Peru.

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Old 12-17-2006, 11:26 AM   #43
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You Were: A Ditzy Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Portugal.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:34 PM   #44
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You Were: A Ditzy Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Portugal.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.
My how a few lifetimes can change a person! I know damn well in this lifetime that there ain't an ounce of "Ditz" left in ya!
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:37 PM   #45
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You Were: An Evil Belly Dancer.

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Old 12-27-2006, 08:48 PM   #46
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I was the 4th wiseman from Persia. In a town, I found the house of ill repute, got a disease and died. And I spent so many years tracking that star ...
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:25 AM   #47
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You Were: A Ditzy Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Portugal.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.


Must say, with an ass like that, you would make a great belly dancer!!
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:27 AM   #48
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You Were: An Obese Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Japan.

How You Died: Dysentery.
I think it was true...I overeat today too.But I know the reason:I need a woman urgently now.

At least if you had a woman and were overeating, she would have a smile on her face!
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:49 AM   #49
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You Were: An Albino Belly Dancer.

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