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Old 12-29-2006, 09:21 AM   #51
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You Were: An Albino Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Boliva.

How You Died: Buried alive.
ang on dont panic, i'll dig u out......
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:40 AM   #52
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an elf ,with a great big cock
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:46 AM   #53
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ang on dont panic, i'll dig u out......
Thanks so what can I do to return the favor.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:50 AM   #54
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Thanks so what can I do to return the favor.
well um lets see.. u cud ummm ehh aww shittt, wish i flirted....lo l
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:52 AM   #55
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what a pity. I was willing to show you just how much I appreciate your kindness.
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:02 AM   #56
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what a pity. I was willing to show you just how much I appreciate your kindness.
Is it what I'm thinking
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:02 AM   #57
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You Were: An Albino Jester.

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Old 12-29-2006, 10:15 AM   #58
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You Were: An Albino Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Boliva.

How You Died: Buried alive.
If an Albino Belly Dancer and an Albino Jester made love on white sheets, would anyone see them?

Also, how would they find their kids in a snow storm?
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:31 PM   #59
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I think I was a pilot. I have no idea why, I just have a feeling...
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:36 PM   #60
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Is it what I'm thinking
In the short time I've been on this site...knowing you... YES it's exactly what you're thinking.
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:37 PM   #61
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If an Albino Belly Dancer and an Albino Jester made love on white sheets, would anyone see them?

Also, how would they find their kids in a snow storm?
Kids??? we're cloning humans now don't ya know?
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:46 PM   #62
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well um lets see.. u cud ummm ehh aww shittt, wish i flirted....lo l

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Old 12-29-2006, 02:01 PM   #63
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You Were: A Mute Dancer.

Where You Lived: Turkey.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

I really have nothing to say about the matter.
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Old 12-29-2006, 02:35 PM   #64
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Old 12-29-2006, 07:45 PM   #65
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i was: an obese belly dancer
i lived : in Mexico
I died : Hung for treason

Don't believe everything u read!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:32 PM   #66
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i think i was a fly i like to sit and watch . women move & shake . got to go fly swatter in room
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:49 PM   #67
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ummmm, was I you lover???? longnhard32!
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:32 AM   #68
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you where in my site them and still. as the song said you are always on my mind
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:52 AM   #69
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You Were: A Forlorn Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Ukraine.

How You Died: Killed in Battle.
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:00 PM   #70
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Died of: Accidentally shot by my lover
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:26 PM   #71
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Who: Binja an albino elephant

Where: Nairobi, Kenya

Died of: Being abused in a small circus in the midwest
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:30 PM   #72
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You Were: A Banished Dancer.

Where You Lived: Siberia.

How You Died: Killed in Battle.

I actually understand this. I still can't dance to this day.
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:13 PM   #73
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Wait a minute...it asked me *one* question...and came up with this:

You Were: A Famous Astrologer.
Where You Lived: Japan.
How You Died: Hung for treason.


I have no doubt that I was well hung, though...
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:35 PM   #74
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:36 PM   #75
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