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Old 04-22-2017, 09:33 PM   #1
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there are two kinds of people in the world: those who canít do what theyíre told and those who canít do anything else.
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:35 PM   #2
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There are two kinds of people in the world: morning people and those who want to shoot morning people.
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:35 PM   #3
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Those who can pay attention and....have you always had the AV, Lucky? Yes, I guess you have.

Where was I....oh right. Beach or Mountains?
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:37 PM   #4
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“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” – Clint Eastwood, 1966, “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:43 PM   #6
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that use their turn signal and those other entitled assholes.
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:56 PM   #7
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:03 PM   #8
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There are two kinds of people.

Me and everyone else.
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:04 PM   #9
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Me and everyone else.
What a terrible privilege Ivan
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:05 PM   #10
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:25 PM   #11
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Those who agree with me and those who are just about to.
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:28 PM   #12
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those that like to safety dance and those that don't
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Old 04-23-2017, 12:26 AM   #13
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There are 2 kinds of people on this site: one who have friends exclusively of the opposite sex & others who like a mixed bag of nuts.
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Old 04-23-2017, 01:04 AM   #14
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There are those that think there are two types of people, and everyone else.
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Old 04-23-2017, 01:06 AM   #15
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The term 'bag' sounds so wrong ... just not sure why ...
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the ones who are expert at swiping, scrolling and tapping their phones, and the ones who put that app where it can be found.
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Old 05-08-2017, 02:42 AM   #18
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People who are always on time and those who aren't.

Like if you ask a German to meet you at 3:00pm today they'll arrive promptly at 2:59pm.

Ask an Italian the same thing and they might show up today ... or tomorrow ... or maybe not at all.

time is a relative thing.
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Those who will drive in a torrential, constant lightning, thundering storm,

and those who stay home clutching a flash light in the bathroom that has no windows.
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