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Old 04-28-2017, 09:39 PM   #1
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So I've came to this point in my life where..

I've all the sudden decided it's about me, my hopes, my dreams. I've started to realize worry about things I cannot change is my downfall.

At this moment this particular time in your life where do you stand? Where are you?
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:02 PM   #2
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I'm trying hard to give up my people pleaser ways and make me happy. That's a hard habit to break.
I've hung up my boxing gloves and decided that fighting about things that don't matter in the scheme of things is more angst than productive. I'm still a scrapper but only when the battle is worth fighting.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:12 PM   #3
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Where ... I think I'm going to give up the ship captain's life .. it's a great job, but it takes a huge toll .. I see a 6 foot hole soon if I continue this.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:13 PM   #4
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I've changed jobs, and cities, and countries too often over the last 20 years.

And while I deal with being uprooted better than many people, I've really gown weary of it. I just want to feel like I belong some place. That I have a home.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:47 PM   #6
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I'm at the stage where I want to hug everyone I meet, or shoot them.

A balanced life.
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:26 PM   #7
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:48 PM   #8
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Really at a point of resignation. Just hoping I've done well enough and set my kids on the right paths. Everything else is just ... it is what it is.
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:10 AM   #9
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I'm at that point where my children are their own people and I've done what I can. It's up to them to take the seeds I planted and let them grow. I'm where I don't want to be a welcome mat ant think I'm gonna pull the rug out from those that abuse my kindness. I'm at that point where I'm not getting any prettier, yet not any uglier either. I'm ok with who I am behind wrinkles, cellulite and grey hair.
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:14 AM   #10
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I'm at the point of saying f*ck it all and packing up and going back south to home.
Only the kids are keeping me tethered.
So can I do this for another 15 years???
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:21 AM   #11
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Even though my life is great right now.. I'm at the point in my life where I am living in the moment but still working towards an early retirement.. I'm ready to spend the rest of my life not making anyone happy except myself.. I'm watching friends pass from this life and realizing tomorrow is not guaranteed and spending every moment letting those closest to me know how much they mean to me..
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:12 AM   #12
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I used to worry a lot about silly things but I'm quite content with my life now. I guess getting older has mellowed me and made me realise that I do have a good life. Great daughter, husband who is good to me (I'm just bored), fantastic friends and a good social life.
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negative and drama has no room....I will never forgive some people, but I will also show no reaction..I wish them a life full of happiness!! My life is full and rich..I am content and happy and the mistakes I made I need answer to no one but the Lord above..I am far from perfect and never claim to be perfect but I am me and LOVE ME!!!! I surround myself with positive people and love!!
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:55 AM   #14
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Old 05-04-2017, 12:00 AM   #15
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I appreciate my parents advice but don't feel like I have to follow it. I'm in charge and it's my life to livee and feel good about my decisions. It only took me 39 years to realize this
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I've come to a point in my life where I need to move beyond this and grow.
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I've realize I cannot do the things I use to physically. My mind is there, my body is not although I am very active, I wish I still could run that extra mile, but I can't and I accept it now. I use to get frustrated and upset, now at this point in my life I do as much as my body will let me and I'm good with it.
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I have to depend on others to do things that I can't and it stinks because most of the time I have to almost beg to get any help done.
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I have to depend on others to do things that I can't and it stinks because most of the time I have to almost beg to get any help done.
I would help you if I could!
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I would help you if I could!
I know every one of my friends on here would if they could . Its sad that my friends are here is willing and its my family and friends that close by that I have to plead with to get any thing done.
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I have to depend on others to do things that I can't and it stinks because most of the time I have to almost beg to get any help done.
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I'm happy.. Content.. Planning for our future..

Relaxed and hopeful..

Life for me has meaning again.. I am no longer lost.. I am no longer afraid of my future..
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it should be about me, I need to make it about me and I have settled for far to long. I am always behind everyone's happiness but can't seem to find my own sometimes... I've come to a point in my life where I need to grow...and make it about me... life is a blink and then its gone.
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